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Oh, it was yours? Very nice - I like lose leaf tea.

Where is my tea strainer?

It went on vacation to recover from the strain.

Where is the teenager who's supposed to be mowing the grass?

He smoked it instead and is having a lie down.

Where is my waxed paper for wrapping cheese ?

It is making cheesy jokes and waxing lyrical.

Where are my best shoes?

They've left you for another man.

Where is the rest of the cheddar cheese?

Where is the rest of the cheddar cheese?Being used for my lunch..

Where is my pasta?

In the compost bin.

Where are the hatching eggs I ordered?

The will be delivered next year, slightly older than hatchlings.

Where are my cabbages?

They have been designated protected habitat for breeding cabbage-moths.

Where is the potted parsley to go in the garden?

Chill out, it went to pot and now doesn't care where you plant it.

Where is my garden trowel?

I just saw it in the Fish & Chip shop being used to serve up the fries.

Where is my cheque from Scottish Power refunding my huge account credit ?

It has been sent to France to be countersigned by the head of EDF who will then forward it on directly to the taxman who will claim 90% of it and deduct VAT at the rate of 20% and you will receive the final difference (a debt) of £200 soon.

Where is my letter from the infernal taxman?

Where is my letter from the infernal taxman? It's been left at your doorstep with a note to pay immediately..

Where is my umbrella?

It dislikes getting wet and is sheltering out of the rain.

Where is my tennis racket?

It's been called up on racketeering charges -- 20 years to life!

Where are the almonds?

They felt flaked and went to bed.

Where is my marzipan?