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reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
It had a breakdown and went to the herb shop for some intensive therapy. Where is my brother?
Thatmew Veteran
Joined: 6 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 1,959
Loaded into a catapult and fired. Should be in the next county north of your location. Where did my catapult roll off to?
The recoil sent it to the next county south of your location. Where is the rain?
theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
Rain has been evaporated. Where is cold temperature?
Ergo_Proxy Snowy Owl
Joined: 16 Jun 2010Age: 38Gender: MalePosts: 133
In my refrigerator. Where is my bed?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
In your refrigerator! Where are my ice-cubes?
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
They are in the recovery room of the Cosmetic Surgery Unit and are now lovely ice-rounds ! Where is the balance of my Scottish Power refund. Only £19 of the £230 arrived today ?
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Where is the balance of my Scottish Power refund. Only £19 of the £230 arrived today ? It is suppose to be paid unto you in full.. Where is my wine?
Reginaterrae took it for the communion. Where are my slippers?
RaceDrv709 Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2007Gender: MalePosts: 1,080Location: San Antonio, Texas
Check by your bed. Where is my Maserati?
Check the police car impound. Where is my watering can?
check the local watering-holes Where is a good cheap incubator?
Give the night watchman $5 at the hospital neo-natal unit and he'll sort you one out. - Just make sure he gives you an empty one! Where is my baby?! !!
She's still just a twinkle in her daddy's eye Where's my pool boy?
Eloped with your pool girl. Where is my pool table?
At the bottom of the pool. Where's my chalk?