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reginaterrae
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22 Jun 2010, 6:49 pm

It had a breakdown and went to the herb shop for some intensive therapy.

Where is my brother?



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22 Jun 2010, 7:37 pm

Loaded into a catapult and fired.

Should be in the next county north of your location.

Where did my catapult roll off to?



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22 Jun 2010, 7:45 pm

The recoil sent it to the next county south of your location.

Where is the rain?



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23 Jun 2010, 2:03 am

Rain has been evaporated.

Where is cold temperature?


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23 Jun 2010, 2:13 am

In my refrigerator.

Where is my bed?


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23 Jun 2010, 6:21 am

In your refrigerator! :lol:

Where are my ice-cubes?


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23 Jun 2010, 7:52 am

They are in the recovery room of the Cosmetic Surgery Unit and are now lovely ice-rounds !

Where is the balance of my Scottish Power refund. Only £19 of the £230 arrived today ? :evil:


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23 Jun 2010, 8:50 am

Where is the balance of my Scottish Power refund. Only £19 of the £230 arrived today ? It is suppose to be paid unto you in full..


Where is my wine?



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23 Jun 2010, 9:05 am

Reginaterrae took it for the communion.

Where are my slippers?


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23 Jun 2010, 12:00 pm

Check by your bed.

Where is my Maserati?


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23 Jun 2010, 12:19 pm

Check the police car impound.

Where is my watering can?


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23 Jun 2010, 12:23 pm

check the local watering-holes

Where is a good cheap incubator?



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23 Jun 2010, 12:26 pm

Give the night watchman $5 at the hospital neo-natal unit and he'll sort you one out. :wink: - Just make sure he gives you an empty one! 8O

Where is my baby?! !!


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23 Jun 2010, 12:29 pm

She's still just a twinkle in her daddy's eye :wink:

Where's my pool boy?



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23 Jun 2010, 12:31 pm

Eloped with your pool girl.

Where is my pool table?


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23 Jun 2010, 12:32 pm

At the bottom of the pool.

Where's my chalk?