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Descartes
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Age: 35
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Posts: 6,288
Location: Texas, unfortunately

17 Jun 2011, 4:35 pm

You have received a Faith Hill CD.

*inserts quarter*

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What fresh hell is this?

chrissyrun
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Joined: 23 Oct 2010
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 13,788
Location: Hell :)

17 Jun 2011, 4:55 pm

You receive a pair of contacts...who wears glasses anymore.

*Inserts question*

Dylan14
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Joined: 7 Aug 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 581
Location: Buffalo,New York

17 Jun 2011, 9:53 pm

The machine analyses your question for coherence. After some time, you recieve a stupid answer to your question.

*Inserts a quarter*

chrissyrun
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Joined: 23 Oct 2010
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 13,788
Location: Hell :)

17 Jun 2011, 9:55 pm

You receive landing gear.

*Inserts friendship*

JohnOldman
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Joined: 30 Mar 2011
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Posts: 448
Location: Midwest USA (Switzerland is Where the Heart Is)

17 Jun 2011, 10:02 pm

You receive contentment.

*Inserts trials and tribulations*

chrissyrun
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Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 13,788
Location: Hell :)

17 Jun 2011, 10:16 pm

You receive character.

*Inserts life*

Brainfre3ze_93
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Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 16,912
Location: Not here

18 Jun 2011, 8:35 am

You received a the boardgame of life!
* inserts a quarter *

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" If I did THIS... would that mean anything to you? "

chrissyrun
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Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 13,788
Location: Hell :)

18 Jun 2011, 3:11 pm

You receive 24 cents...have a good day.

*Inserts markers*

JohnOldman
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Joined: 30 Mar 2011
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Posts: 448
Location: Midwest USA (Switzerland is Where the Heart Is)

18 Jun 2011, 9:43 pm

You receive blacked-out teeth and several semi-permanent tattoos.

*Inserts a slightly smaller prize machine*

chrissyrun
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Joined: 23 Oct 2010
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 13,788
Location: Hell :)

18 Jun 2011, 10:20 pm

You receive a cycle of teener prize machines until they turn to nothing and totally obliterate.

*Inserts indifference*

JohnOldman
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Joined: 30 Mar 2011
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Posts: 448
Location: Midwest USA (Switzerland is Where the Heart Is)

18 Jun 2011, 10:28 pm

Nothing happens.

Inserts a back-flip.

GoatOnFire
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Posts: 4,986
Location: Den of the ecdysiasts

19 Jun 2011, 1:39 am

Receives a flea circus.

*Inserts a school uniform*

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I will befriend the friendless, help the helpless, and defeat... the feetless?

Brainfre3ze_93
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Joined: 5 Jun 2010
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 16,912
Location: Not here

19 Jun 2011, 8:27 am

You received a tailor!
* inserts a quarter *

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" If I did THIS... would that mean anything to you? "

CosmicRuss
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Age: 160
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,101
Location: Location:Location

20 Jun 2011, 11:13 am

You receive 100 VIP front row seats for all Amy Winehouse European concerts. :lol: :lol: :lol:

*Inserts wine cork*

chrissyrun
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Joined: 23 Oct 2010
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 13,788
Location: Hell :)

20 Jun 2011, 1:52 pm

You receive an empty bottle.

*Inserts mouse*

CosmicRuss
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Gender: Male
Posts: 6,101
Location: Location:Location

20 Jun 2011, 2:09 pm

You receive a visit from the SSPCA concerning cruelty to mouseseses.

*Inserts partly eaten quarter*

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