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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
In your cheese dish. Where is my cheese?
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Look up at the night sky.... full moon! Where did all the bluebirds go?
They made a nice roast - took forever to pluck! Where is my frying pan?
Out on the sidewalk, frying eggs (it's HOT here!) Where's the duct tape??
The duck used it to tape your conversations with Richard Nixon. Where is my gate?
Darty Pileated woodpecker
Joined: 9 Jun 2010Age: 32Gender: MalePosts: 199Location: London, UK
In heaven. Where is my lighter?
jmnixon95 Veteran
Joined: 26 Dec 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 20,931Location: 미국
On top of your fridge. Where is my cellphone?
It fell in the pool. Where are my oars?
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
I got an emergency call from someone up Sh*t Creek without a paddle so I let them borrow your oars. Where is my ioniser ?
Sneezing its head off from dust allergies. Where is my broody hen?
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Where is my broody hen? In the hen house... Where is my comb?
RaceDrv709 Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2007Gender: MalePosts: 1,080Location: San Antonio, Texas
I threw it away. It had lice. Where is my memory card?
It would tell you - but it has amnesia. Where is my thingumy?
It is on the second floor of the dance studio participating in a jig. Where is my hanging basket plant food ?
You left it in your chariot after visiting the hanging gardens of Babylon. Where is my authentic, original copy Rolex watch?
I sent it to the Gulf of Mexico as there seems to be a lack of time management with the oil spillage. Where is my packet of chewy mints ?