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TallyMan
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23 Jun 2010, 12:34 pm

In your cheese dish.

Where is my cheese?


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23 Jun 2010, 12:36 pm

Look up at the night sky.... full moon!

Where did all the bluebirds go?



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23 Jun 2010, 12:39 pm

They made a nice roast - took forever to pluck!

Where is my frying pan?


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23 Jun 2010, 12:44 pm

Out on the sidewalk, frying eggs (it's HOT here!)

Where's the duct tape??



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23 Jun 2010, 12:54 pm

The duck used it to tape your conversations with Richard Nixon.

Where is my gate?


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23 Jun 2010, 1:28 pm

In heaven.

Where is my lighter?



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23 Jun 2010, 1:32 pm

On top of your fridge.

Where is my cellphone?



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23 Jun 2010, 5:05 pm

It fell in the pool.

Where are my oars?



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23 Jun 2010, 6:41 pm

I got an emergency call from someone up Sh*t Creek without a paddle so I let them borrow your oars.

Where is my ioniser ?


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23 Jun 2010, 8:13 pm

Sneezing its head off from dust allergies.

Where is my broody hen?



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23 Jun 2010, 8:49 pm

Where is my broody hen? In the hen house...


Where is my comb?



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23 Jun 2010, 9:50 pm

I threw it away. It had lice. 8O

Where is my memory card?


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24 Jun 2010, 7:24 am

It would tell you - but it has amnesia.

Where is my thingumy?


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24 Jun 2010, 12:30 pm

It is on the second floor of the dance studio participating in a jig.

Where is my hanging basket plant food ?


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24 Jun 2010, 12:36 pm

You left it in your chariot after visiting the hanging gardens of Babylon.

Where is my authentic, original copy Rolex watch?


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24 Jun 2010, 1:34 pm

I sent it to the Gulf of Mexico as there seems to be a lack of time management with the oil spillage.

Where is my packet of chewy mints ?


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