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CosmicRuss
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26 Jun 2010, 7:51 am

It is being used by the British Museum as they have mislaid the Elgin Marbles.

Where is my shopping list ?


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26 Jun 2010, 8:51 am

Where is my shopping list ?In the grocery cart,,

Where is my lunch?



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26 Jun 2010, 8:54 am

In the grocery cart.

Where is my thermometer?


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26 Jun 2010, 9:19 am

Inside the dairy fridge, in the store where the grocery cart is,with the Professor`s lunch and my shopping list. :o

Where is my free 2 week cruise as broadcast to me down the telephone ?


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26 Jun 2010, 9:43 am

It is here.... But I'm afraid, the 2 week cruise was a long distant phone call to someone in the Antarctica. :lol:

**Inserts £100 here**


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26 Jun 2010, 2:24 pm

You receive 10,000 x 1p pieces.

*inserts 5 x 5p coins*


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26 Jun 2010, 2:36 pm

You receive a straight jacket.

Where is my sanity? Since when is this the Prize Machine game??? :P


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26 Jun 2010, 3:14 pm

Your sanity is taking a swim in the river that runs through Paris.

Where is my bacon sandwich?


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26 Jun 2010, 3:35 pm

KittenWithAWhip wrote:
You receive a straight jacket.
:lol: :lol:

TallyMan your bacon sandwich is sandwiched between the kitchen floor and the waiter`s boot because it fell off the plate.

Where is my "The Single Vegetarian" cook book ?


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26 Jun 2010, 3:43 pm

You have already eaten it.

Where is my pet aardvark?


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26 Jun 2010, 4:05 pm

I found him eating my ant farm.

Where is my escargot?


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26 Jun 2010, 6:59 pm

Where is my escargot? Tallyman ate it... :shameonyou:


Where is my home baked cookies?



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26 Jun 2010, 9:03 pm

I found RaceDrv709's ants eating them

Where is the lunatic who did the wiring and plumbing on this place? 8O



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26 Jun 2010, 9:11 pm

Retired when the warranty expired.


Where is Justice?



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26 Jun 2010, 9:22 pm

Outlawed for indecent exposure
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Where is my mimeograph machine?



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26 Jun 2010, 9:39 pm

The scanner xeroxed the projected idea.

Where is my hope?