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reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Hope -- I saw a girl by that name drowning her despair in a bucket of beer. Where is my common sense?
DaWalker Veteran
Joined: 11 Jul 2009Gender: MalePosts: 10,837
Changing the tap on the Keg. Where is my Tab?
At the top of your file folder. Where is my lampshade?
The cat found it redundant, so I put in a dimmer instead. Where is my tool pouch?
RaceDrv709 Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2007Gender: MalePosts: 1,080Location: San Antonio, Texas
I need to learn to ask before borrowing. I had a plumbing problem and had to fix a leak. Where is my copy of Dante's Inferno?
I've got it, but I haven't decided to put it up for sale on Amazon yet. Where is my fly-swatter? (or fly-swapper according to a friend's little boy)
At the Swap Meat Where is my million dollars?
shredded for bedding in iamnotaparakeet's parakeet cage. Where is my honey-pie?
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Where is my honey-pie? It's in the oven so, go and get it before it get's burned. Where is my suitcase?
Tied up in the appeals court. Where is my honeymoon?
Where is my honeymoon? Currently being postponed till you meet the required work hours... Where is my tankard?
One of the girls dropped it in the HotTub. Where are the Girls?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Hiding from you. Where is my next avatar?
It's been preemptively banned for providing support to terrorist organizations. Where is Harry?
I'm sorry but he died: Harry Houdini (March 24, 1874 - October 31, 1926) Where is my great escape?