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reginaterrae
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26 Jun 2010, 9:43 pm

Hope -- I saw a girl by that name drowning her despair in a bucket of beer.

Where is my common sense?



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26 Jun 2010, 9:49 pm

Changing the tap on the Keg.


Where is my Tab?



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26 Jun 2010, 10:35 pm

At the top of your file folder.

Where is my lampshade?



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26 Jun 2010, 10:54 pm

The cat found it redundant, so I put in a dimmer instead.


Where is my tool pouch?



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26 Jun 2010, 11:27 pm

I need to learn to ask before borrowing. I had a plumbing problem and had to fix a leak.

Where is my copy of Dante's Inferno?


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26 Jun 2010, 11:46 pm

I've got it, but I haven't decided to put it up for sale on Amazon yet.

Where is my fly-swatter? (or fly-swapper according to a friend's little boy)



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26 Jun 2010, 11:56 pm

At the Swap Meat :P


Where is my million dollars?



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27 Jun 2010, 7:43 am

shredded for bedding in iamnotaparakeet's parakeet cage.

Where is my honey-pie?



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27 Jun 2010, 2:48 pm

Where is my honey-pie? It's in the oven so, go and get it before it get's burned.


Where is my suitcase?



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27 Jun 2010, 3:37 pm

Tied up in the appeals court.


Where is my honeymoon?



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27 Jun 2010, 3:40 pm

Tied up in the appeals court.


Where is my honeymoon?



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27 Jun 2010, 5:18 pm

Where is my honeymoon? Currently being postponed till you meet the required work hours...


Where is my tankard?



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27 Jun 2010, 5:27 pm

One of the girls dropped it in the HotTub.


Where are the Girls?



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28 Jun 2010, 5:56 am

Hiding from you.

Where is my next avatar?


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28 Jun 2010, 6:13 am

It's been preemptively banned for providing support to terrorist organizations.

Where is Harry?



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28 Jun 2010, 6:17 am

I'm sorry but he died: Harry Houdini (March 24, 1874 - October 31, 1926)

Where is my great escape?


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