Where is my..... [Game]

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Top left of your keyboard.

Where's the mulch?

Have you forgotten? You sent it to Richie to put around his rhubarb.

Where is my newspaper?

There have been cut backs and the middle man has been fired, so your newspaper was delivered directly to the Fish & Chip shop this morning.

Where is my factor 500 suncream ?

Melting in the heat of the sun - wasn't Chinese made by any chance?

Where is my sun hat?

Where is my sun hat? Near the rest of your clothes..

Where is my magical charm?

Stolen by an evil wizard.

Where is my pet rhinoceros?

Captured by the Nymphonian Institute


Where is my future?

Where is my future? It's on it's way to be at your house soon..


Where is my desk?

Last cubicle on the left at the job you're about to be offered.

Where is the lemon I bought today?

It has left on a world tour... It suddenly found some zest for life.

Where is the spider that used to appear occasionally near my computer?

Assimilated into the web


Where is the internet?

Running on a forgotten Commodore 64 in some kids basement.

Where is my plan of action for today?

Here: 1. drink a cup of tea. 2. post silly stuff on WP. 3. have another cup of tea while pondering today's action plan. 4. have breakfast. 5. take a nap. 6. have lunch. 7. post silly stuff on WP. 8. take another nap.

That's as far as I've gotten, how's it look so far?

Where's my brain?

You seem to have it and it is working quite accurately too

Where is my new modem?

Where is my new modem?It's currently being installed by your friendly neighborhood technician..


Where is my movie catalog?

It just shot past my window being chased by a fast moving dogalog.

Where is my bedtime snack ?