Where is my..... [Game]

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Under your pillow. You may have to do some laundry tomorrow.

Where are my clients?

Where are my clients? They should be arriving shortly your honor..


Where is my suit case?

It left ahead of your, caught the wrong flight and is now in the lost luggage office at Tokyo airport.

Where is my road runner?

Your road runner went down a pothole and twisted his/her ankle and is currently thumbing a lift to the A&E unit.

Where is my thinking cap this morning ?

Drowned in your nightcap last night.

Where is my knight in shining armor?

He got caught in a rainstorm and has gone rusty, he's slowly creaking up the road to your house - however he will likely seize up en-route and need some WD40.

Where is my can of worms?

I heard that reginaterrae passed them off as deep fried anchovies in one of her client`s high protein salads.

Where is my cross-cut shredder ?

Your shredder got shredded... Sorry to break the news.

Where is my brain gone?

It was going to text you that it was off to the pub seeing as it was Friday.......but it ran out of credit.

Where is my appetite today ?

Your appetite & mine seem to have eloped together -- haven't had much to eat today, nor missed it. (not even chocolate ice cream! )

Where is my self-assurance?

Out reassuring someone else!


Where's my happiness.

out happening to someone less deserving than you.

Where is my sleepiness?

I've got it.

Where is my bed?

Out in the garden ... planted in something other than onions this year, I hope!

Where is the rain??

In my hometown. The Fourth of July is *not* the day for rain. blech

Where are my Lost Boys?

Out playing with Tinkerbell & Cap'n Hook.

Where is my prince?