Where is my..... [Game]

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Walt Disney had him cryogenically frozen.

Where is my piece of the pie?

I've divided it up cleanly between us. I get 3 and you get .14159265358979

Where is my magnet?

Stuck to the refrigerator, of course.

Where are those young men who were going to come help with the garden today?

They went to the wrong house and dug up someone else's garden.

Where is my rhubarb?

With the strawberry in the pie you divided rather unfairly, I must say.

Where did all my fireworks go?

You didn't have many because the prices have rocketed and the remaining ones were confiscated for being Chinese made and dangerous.

Where is my dinner?

You don't get any because you hogged the pie.

Where is my cat-o-nine tails?

Borrowed by captain Bligh on board the Bounty.

Where is my barrel of rum?

The next person and I drank it.

Where are my sunglasses?

Didn't you put them on that goat for a laugh while we were both drunk? Seemed funny at the time.

Where is my bed? The room is spinning.

The goat ate your bed, Tally.

Where's my motivation to do anything useful?

Your motivation felt motivated to leave you and find a new home.

Where is something useful?

Right over there in that laundry basket full of clothes to be folded ... downstairs in the sink full of dishes to be washed ... plants to water ... a one-page assignment to write for school ... the floor to sweep ... GAH

Where is my escape hatch?

It hatched an escape plan and left.

Where is my football? (Who won the world cup by the way? Is it over yet?)

Not over yet ... your football is still in S. Africa! (semifinals tomorrow: Uruguay v. Netherlands, Wednesday Spain v. Germany. Final Sunday)

Where is the team that will stop Germany from winning the Cup? (nothing against Germans, it's only in football that I don't like them!)

On a pleasure cruise somewhere in the Pacific, sipping drinks with little paper umbrellas in them.

Where did the time go?