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TallyMan
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06 Jul 2010, 3:23 am

It has got tired of always being busy so has had a nap for 1000 years, nobody will ever notice though.

Where is the whale that floated through the universe and said "Thank you for all the fish?"


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06 Jul 2010, 10:49 am

He's on the same cruise as the futbol players, only sipping fish flavored drinks with umbrellas.

Where is Waldo?


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06 Jul 2010, 10:55 am

On an Alaskan whaling expedition.

Where is my harpoon?



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06 Jul 2010, 3:31 pm

You can have it back just as soon as the surgeons remove it from my butt! :evil: Be more careful with the damn thing next time.

Where are my bandages?


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06 Jul 2010, 3:36 pm

^ :lol:

I used that roll of bandages to splice together a frayed electrical cord.

Where's that smell of smoke coming from?



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06 Jul 2010, 6:51 pm

Your backyard BBQ grill...mmmm...those burgers are coming along well.

Where is my computer mouse?


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06 Jul 2010, 6:53 pm

Nibbling holes in all the dry-goods packages in your pantry.

Where is my checkbook?



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06 Jul 2010, 6:55 pm

Bouncing around the house.

Where is my free lunch?


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06 Jul 2010, 6:56 pm

At the soup kitchen downtown.

Where is my $730 check from settlement?



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06 Jul 2010, 6:57 pm

I deposited it.

Where is my dessert?


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06 Jul 2010, 6:58 pm

You'll have it when you dessert the table.

Where is my favorite headband?


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06 Jul 2010, 6:59 pm

On the Billboard Top 40!

Where is my supper?



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06 Jul 2010, 7:02 pm

I ate it, not so much salt next time.

Where are my earplugs?


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06 Jul 2010, 7:18 pm

A little Dutch boy borrowed them to plug a hole in the dike.

Where is Carlos now?



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06 Jul 2010, 11:13 pm

Hunting down Carmen Sandiego.

Where is my comfy nightie?


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07 Jul 2010, 6:43 am

Your boyfriend is wearing it 8O

Where are my slippers?


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