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reginaterrae
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08 Jul 2010, 4:05 pm

I saw CosmicRuss lob it at Tommy.

Where's my jar of pitted alcaparrado?



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08 Jul 2010, 6:10 pm

Where's my jar of pitted alcaparrado? The previous poster had taken it..


Where is my clay figurines?



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08 Jul 2010, 7:29 pm

AnonAnon found his book of magic tricks and turned them into real, live birds, and they flew away.

Where is my BS detector?



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09 Jul 2010, 3:50 am

I borrowed it to go read some posts in PPR.

Where is my olive tree?


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09 Jul 2010, 10:24 am

Where is my olive tree? It is currently being planted sir...


Where is my fig tree?



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09 Jul 2010, 3:53 pm

FIGger it out, yourself.

:P


Where is my in-ground swimming pool, complete with diving board and floaties?


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09 Jul 2010, 3:57 pm

It will arrive very suddenly - just as soon as the typhoon hits and converts your basement into an indoor swimming pool. Well the rest of the house will be gone, so technically it will be an outdoor swimming pool.

Where is my bacon! :evil:


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09 Jul 2010, 3:59 pm

Cheap and easily accessible in the US. haha

Where is my Jehovah's Witness repellant?


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09 Jul 2010, 4:23 pm

Where is my Jehovah's Witness repellant? Not far from you...


Where is my 5 friends?



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09 Jul 2010, 4:26 pm

Arranging a surprise party for you. Damn! I've spoiled the surprise :wink:

Where is my thermonuclear warhead? I'm sure I had it yesterday.


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09 Jul 2010, 5:06 pm

What's that whistling noise? Hm. I'm sure it will be returned to you soon.

Where is my bomb shelter?


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09 Jul 2010, 5:43 pm

Where is my bomb shelter? Right in your backyard see :arrow: :arrow:

Where is my soul?



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10 Jul 2010, 11:28 am

At the jazz club :P

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10 Jul 2010, 12:22 pm

In a jar.

Where are my shoes?


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10 Jul 2010, 12:32 pm

I gave them to a homeless man who looked in need of them.

Where is my best suit?


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10 Jul 2010, 1:13 pm

Where is my best suit? Currently ath the dry clearners for your dinner date..


Where is my spectacles?