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They are on the chair behind you! Don't sit do..... too late!

Where is the nearest opticians?

Where is the nearest opticians? One kilometer from where you live sir..


Where is my umbrella?

I gave it to a homeless man in need of it.

Where is my Italian soda?

The heat wave was getting to me so I had a good old drink to keep me alive.

Where is my music from iTunes?

It got diverted to someone in Albania. You will soon be receiving some classic Albanian folk music called "Dancing with the goats."

Where is my memory stick?

Its on your mac's rear end.

Where is my keys?

On their key ring..now where you put that, I have *no* idea.

Where is my private lagoon?

Lagoons are out, pasture is in (please don't ask me to explain that )

Where is my toffee?

Where is my toffee?It's in the refrigerator so, it does not get melted


Where is my head dress?

Your dress is a size too small, and got stuck lifting it over your head.

Where are my high heel shoes?

Where are my high heel shoes? Being worn by your wife..


Where is my Tribe?

Lost in the mists of time.

Where is my handbag?

On my shoulder. Isn't it *fabulous*??

Where are my Calista Flockheart in cognito giant as pancakes shades?

Borrowed by NASA to shield the Hubble telescope from solar flares.

Where is my pink dress, the one that goes with my pink wig and fluffy pink slippers?

Unfortunately, Bugs Bunny took it away to be quarantined.

Where is my mind!?

My granny borrowed them. Yes, I said granny, not tranny.

Where are my six inch stilletoes??