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They looked so much better on me darling

Where are my fish-net stockings?

I used them for catching trout down at the river.

Where is my maribou trimmed pinoir?

Your what? I don't know whether to drink it or give it a haircut?

Where is my dictionary?

Pass

Your pass is located between India and Pakistan and is known as the Khyber.

Where is my snowball?

Your dictionary is on the shelf, but it's in French. Oh wait, I believe the word was French. Well, I probably didn't spell it right, but go get the dictionary off the shelf and check it anyway.

Where is my Super Space Modulator?

It has become faulty and demodulated itself into the 12th century and is currently the cause of much hysteria in a little village in Poland where the villagers thinks all the flashing lights are the work of the devil and are planning to burn the local wise woman fro witchcraft.

Where is my candle?

It was confiscated by the Spanish Inquisition. They might need it to start the bonfire, you know.

Where is my comfy chair?

Being delivered to you right now, prison surplus half price. It even has an electric cable attached to it for some reason and a comfy head massage unit and foot bath all in one.

Where is my credit card?

Repo'd by the credit card company. That's enough pink muu-muus and fluffy slippers for you...

Where is my summer?

I've got it - swap you? I want some rain.

Where is my rain?

Where is my rain? If you like I could summon it up for you via a raindance?


Where is my wrist watch?

Well seeing as you are a professional midwife I think you'd better check if that new mother is ticking.

WhereisthespacebaronmykeyboardIcan'tfindit.

WhereisthespacebaronmykeyboardIcan'tfindit. <points to the key>

Where is my photography equipment?

Confiscated by the NSA for taking photos near a military base.

Where is my mp3 player?

Getting it on with the neighbors' itouch. Don't disturb them.

Where has my morning gone?