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ProfessorX
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15 Jul 2010, 9:54 am

Where is my cool breeze? Making it's way unto you..


Where is my clouds in the sky?



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16 Jul 2010, 3:29 am

Them's not clouds, them's smoke signals!

Where is my peace pipe?


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16 Jul 2010, 3:36 am

I shrunk it with my shrink ray gun. Now it's a toothpick.

Where is my teddy? (bear)


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16 Jul 2010, 3:53 am

It went to the woods to have a picnic.

Where is my watering can?


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16 Jul 2010, 7:04 am

Where is my watering can? It's being filled with castor oil to keep you from burning up..


Where is my belt?



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16 Jul 2010, 3:42 pm

Temporarily replacing the fan belt in your car.

Where are my shoes? ... and why is my dog looking guilty?


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16 Jul 2010, 6:18 pm

Where are my shoes? ... and why is my dog looking guilty? The dog had taken them and placed them somewhere you'll find later..

Where is my clipboard when I need it?



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17 Jul 2010, 3:57 pm

It became bored and left.

Where is my wig?


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17 Jul 2010, 4:37 pm

Where is my wig? It's being worn by someone whom, is portraying King Louie...


Where is my coffee mug?



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17 Jul 2010, 4:47 pm

I don't know where you coffee is... and don't call me a mug! :wink:

Where is my tea pot?


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17 Jul 2010, 5:03 pm

Don't call me a pot, T. :shock: :D

Um, your tea pot is been replaced by one-cup-tea-bags and now is enjoying his retiring days on the Bahamas.

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Where's my new digital camera?



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17 Jul 2010, 5:34 pm

Where's my new digital camera?I was taking pictures with it..here it is back to you..


Where is my calendar?



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18 Jul 2010, 4:52 am

It's days were numbered and it has now been laid to rest.

Where is my hot dog?


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18 Jul 2010, 6:34 am

Where is my hot dog? I thought you ate it?


Where is my gyro?



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18 Jul 2010, 6:49 am

There is scope for finding it.

Where is my compass?


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18 Jul 2010, 7:11 am

Where is my compass? In your harnd..


Where is my calculator?