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KBABZ
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14 Dec 2007, 6:01 am

"This is where all your internet porn comes from"


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14 Dec 2007, 6:02 am

I can cross my arms to make a deadly pair of scissors, but I prefer working on computers.


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14 Dec 2007, 6:08 am

when im not making people laugh, i serve my other 8 hours as a court room stenographer, no need for a person to type being the keyboard is in my mouth, all i do is listen and the printer goes to work,


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14 Dec 2007, 6:39 am

The machines will convince us that they are conscious,
that they have their own agenda worthy of our respect.
They'll embody human qualities and claim to be human...
and we'll believe them



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14 Dec 2007, 6:57 am

*quack!* why did you just take my picture, im taking a bath here!! ! some privacy please!!


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14 Dec 2007, 7:06 am

doordoctor wrote:
*quack!* why did you just take my picture, im taking a bath here!! ! some privacy please!!


my robot gets me my porn


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14 Dec 2007, 7:26 am

new law, must wear your seatbelt when operating your 10 mph powerchair.

be glad tehy dont make you wear a helmet as well


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14 Dec 2007, 7:31 am

doordoctor wrote:
new law, must wear your seatbelt when operating your 10 mph powerchair.

be glad tehy dont make you wear a helmet as well


(uggh... helmets + powerchairs = make everyone who uses a powerchair look like they have mental retardation, brain injuries, skull malformity, i highly doubt they would do that... seat belt is only required if you ride in your powerchair in a vehicle harnessing can be considered "law" of dealers as its the "law" in a lot of dealers to give prescription for a harness if the person has degenerative disease or a disease that affects how well they can hold themselves up. i dont think helmets would ever make it into "dealer law" or plain "law" i could possibly imagine head straps tho...)

hmm... whats my robot doing... OMG its speaking to a 1893 norton in the UK on AIM!! !


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14 Dec 2007, 7:54 am

Buckle up and fasten your harnesses kids!!



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14 Dec 2007, 7:56 am

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Buckle up and fasten your harnesses kids!!


I AM NOT A PARAKEET!! !


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14 Dec 2007, 8:13 am

AAAHHHH! They cut of my head and wont stop looking at my chest!! ! AAAAHHHHH!! !



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14 Dec 2007, 8:14 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
AAAHHHH! They cut of my head and wont stop looking at my chest!! ! AAAAHHHHH!! !

*tweet* *tweet* oh crap.. i turned into a parakeet


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14 Dec 2007, 8:14 am

protable vital sign monitor NO ELECTRODES!! !


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14 Dec 2007, 8:15 am

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protable vital sign monitor NO ELECTRODES!! !


NORTON... HOW DARE YOU CHANGE MY SCREEN RESOLUTION!! !


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14 Dec 2007, 8:17 am

Someone wrote on my right boob!



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14 Dec 2007, 8:19 am

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Someone wrote on my right boob!


does my beak look fat?


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