Where is my..... [Game]

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It's your bed, you lie in it!

'Night Tallyman

Where is someone else to play with?

In PPR waiting to hold a debate with you about the politics of albatross migration and its biblical interpretation and implications.

Where is my cup of coffee?

You're using coconuts.



In the pot. You've got two legs and a mind, go get it.

oops...that would be the African Swallow migration wouldn't it??

Your African Swallow is en-route

Where is my mouse trap?

You don't get the connection between coconuts & African swallows? Tally, old boy, time for you to bone up on your Monty Python! Holy Grail.

Where is my drivers license?

(Yes of course )

Suspended for being drunk and disorderly behind the wheel of a ten ton lorry laden with chickens.

Where is my Taco?

I wasn't drunk and disorderly, I was eating your taco and the hot sauce dripped on my leg where one of those chickens had scratched me and it BURNED, and that's why I swerved all over the road............

Where is my ironing board?

It got sent back to the manufacturer to iron out some design wrinkles.

Where is my cricket bat?

The crickets are using it for tonight's game against the grasshoppers.

Where is my butter dish?

You phrased that wrong. I believe you were asking me "Where is my butter, Dish?"

It's still in the cow.


Where is my bug spray?

I used it all to keep away a swarm of mosquitoes.

Where is my Porsche Design 911 Turbo Speed 1 Chronograph watch? That thing costs 800 US dollars.

You're kidding! The guy at the pawn shop would only give me $80 for it!

Where is my pawn receipt?

In the mail in the same unmarked envelope as your porn.

Where is my courgette?

I believe that inquiry belongs in the Adult Forum.




Where is my Crazy Diamond?

In the bottom of my pool.

Where is my good recipe for homemade cat food? (I need one so if anyone has one please share... )