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reginaterrae
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10 Aug 2010, 6:25 am

Combine 3 mice with 7 goldfish and 1 chipmunk. Your cats will love you.

Where is my neck brace?



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10 Aug 2010, 10:44 am

Brace yourself... It has the brass neck to leave!

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10 Aug 2010, 10:57 am

She's Bugs in disguise.

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10 Aug 2010, 11:16 am

It's been recalled by the manufacturer for safety reasons. Seems it had a lamentable tendency to explode.

Where is my bike lock?



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10 Aug 2010, 11:18 am

For some reason a thief stole the lock off your bike, but left the bike! :lol:

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10 Aug 2010, 11:21 am

It's coming in on the Gravy Train, due at 4:00.

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10 Aug 2010, 11:47 am

Your appointment was cancelled. Getting to see him is like getting teeth pulled.

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10 Aug 2010, 11:53 am

On your dog, who ran away to Turkey.

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10 Aug 2010, 11:56 am

In Turkey with my dog.

Where is my Turkish delight? :P


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10 Aug 2010, 12:05 pm

In Turkey with my passport :x

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10 Aug 2010, 12:12 pm

Superboyian managed to escape.

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10 Aug 2010, 3:14 pm

Superboyian must have escaped with it! Kitten, watch out!

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10 Aug 2010, 4:14 pm

Taken as proof of identity by someone else to secure a loan on a new car in your name.

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10 Aug 2010, 4:20 pm

Last I saw it Tom had it.

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10 Aug 2010, 4:26 pm

Last I saw it Tom had it.

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10 Aug 2010, 4:31 pm

In the sleep-study center downtown.

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