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Next to the bird cage, and those naked birds are looking pretty angry.

Where is my mind?

The chicken you plucked for lunch has reclaimed the feathers! It felt cold... though I guess it will feel warm enough soon!

Where is my baking tray?

In my oven ... thanks for the popovers!

Where is my fork and knife?

They are being used by an old woman who lives in a shoe. Her tv reception is terrible just now because of all the rain, she looked up YouTube and found a "How to make your own tv aerial using reginaterrae's cutlery" video.

Where is my lime cordial ?

I'm using it to eat my freshly cooked deer.

Where is my black cherry soda?

I thought it had gone bad, since it was black, and I fed it to the deer.

Where is my bottle of Woolite?

(I end up looking up half the things you post on Google! Woolite... )

It shrank in the wash and is so small you can't see it any more.

Where is my tin of spinach?

(likewise )

I saw a little guy in a sailor suit with a big pipe run off with your tin of spinach.

Where's my Olive Oil?

I say a large guy with a black beard taking it.

Where is my pipe?

The curved one under the toilet? I swiped it to use in an art installation, I loved the shape.

Where's my plumber's license?

Down at the County Clerk's along with your ordained minister's license. Are you by any chance free next summer?

Where is my bouquet?

Still in the seed racks at the garden shop.

Where is my trowel?

I don't know. Ask the next person.

Where is my t-shirt?

I don't know. Ask the next person.

Where is AnonymousAnonymous's t-shirt?

Gabby Goat owns it now.

Where is my Nintendo GameCube?

I mistook it for a really big bouillon cube -- man, that's a lot of yucky soup.

Where is my canning funnel?