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01 Aug 2008, 4:17 pm

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Granted, but one day you daydream what would happen if your head exploded and BANG oops, dangerous thought.

I wish I could fly.

grated but you turn in to a fly and the spiter you live with has you stuck in her web and eats you alive,

i wish the spiter chokes on you mr. fly

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01 Aug 2008, 4:26 pm

Granted, but then I'm dead :cry:

I wish everyone in the world was happy

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01 Aug 2008, 4:31 pm

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Granted, but then I'm dead :cry:

I wish everyone in the world was happy

Granted. Everyone is happy. So happy, in fact, that they all forget to eat, and die happily of starvation!

I wish that my favorite female Irish composer would invite me to spend the night with her in her castle.

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01 Aug 2008, 4:32 pm

Granted, you are there to clean the dishes at her lavish party.

I wish I had three wishes.

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01 Aug 2008, 4:33 pm

TallyMan wrote:

Granted, but then I'm dead :cry:

I wish everyone in the world was happy

granted but being so happy there was so much sex that the #'s babys being born were so many that the earth became so heavy it fell from the sky!

i wish i was walking on the beach

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01 Aug 2008, 4:41 pm

Granted, here are some wellington boots and a bucket and spade to collect the oil spill with.

I still wish I had three wishes.

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01 Aug 2008, 4:47 pm

granted but you wasted them foolishly like a man on oral sex and have nothing to show for it!
i with i had a lime snow cone

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01 Aug 2008, 4:58 pm

Granted, your cone is made with real snow scooped up from your yard - just don't ask how it got that colour!

I wish I did not have to go to bed.

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01 Aug 2008, 5:07 pm

i grant your wish but your not alone ,you have two woman in the bed with you and they start fighting over you and with all the kicking and screaming you don't get any sleep and have to go sleep on the couch.

i wish i was at the beach flying a kite walking bare foot in the sand naked, with the wind blowing my hair wildly

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01 Aug 2008, 10:57 pm

Granted! but you are swallowed in thick gooey sticky quicksand... and are trapped for 24 hours up to your neck before someone discovers you and pulls you out.

I wish the above could happen to me.... on a hot summer day... would probably feel nice haha.

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01 Aug 2008, 11:04 pm

Granted, but you get so sunburned that three days later your whole face peels, including your eyelids.

I wish I had a pound of hundreds.

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01 Aug 2008, 11:06 pm

Granted! counterfit ones

I wish i didnt get sunburnt!

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01 Aug 2008, 11:11 pm

Granted. Instead of sunburn, the seagulls are facinated with your blue tongue and keep pecking to see what it taste like.

I wish I could see microscopically.

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02 Aug 2008, 12:18 pm

Granted! But a university hires you and locks you in a closet and calls you their microscope. you get paid 5 dollars an hour for looking at odd specimens including human brains.

I wish the postal service didnt suck so much

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02 Aug 2008, 10:46 pm

Granted, but it must cease to exist in order to not suck so your mail will no longer be delivered at all.

I wish I had a hot tub.

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02 Aug 2008, 11:39 pm

claire333 wrote:

Granted, but it must cease to exist in order to not suck so your mail will no longer be delivered at all.

I wish I had a hot tub.

Granted.

As soon as it cools off, the "Blue Bonnet" margarine inside will solidify.

I wish that there was a way to confidently state the facts of any issue without offending anyone.

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