PRIZE MACHINE

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You receive a check (cheque) for the sum of $0.01

Inserts a rubber cheque (wooden check) for ten zillion dollars.

You receive a notice:

Wooden checks not allowed. Please insert quarters.

That was free of charge.

*returns the rubber cheque (wooden check) for ten zillion dollars to Tallyman, inserts a quarter*

You receive fridge magnet letters for A, B, C and E.

Inserts a wooden nickel.

Recieves something claiming to be a fridge magnet made out of cedar. Doesn't work.

Didn't insert a quarter, but receives whatever he wants because he's got a scary looking gun.

*inserts a quarter*

Receives a free trip to an underground complex where there is a 1,400 year old dude guarding cups and informing people about those who chose poorly.


*Inserts a ticket to Jurassic Park*

You receive a rubber dinosaur.

*inserts Fred Flintstone*

You get a copy of the TVTrope article "Somewhere, a Paleontologist is Crying."

Inserts Shoehorn

You get a french horn.

*inserts Canadian quarter*

You get a Canadian flag.

*inserts quarter*

Receives five nickels.


*Inserts a solar mass of gold.*

You receive a bill from Fort Knox charging you for the gold. Discount rate though. Only $10 per kilo.

*inserts a fish*

You recieve a piano key.

*Inserts 40 million elephants*

you win a gold fish

Inserts a sixpence

You get a high school concert choir that follow you around while singing "Sing a Song of Sixpence"
-Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye! Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie! When the pie is opened, the birds began to sing! Was not that a dainty dish to set before the king!

*Inserts Pineapple Rancor*

You get a ham and pineapple pizza.

*Inserts a band aid*