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I wish I could afford to live and work in Hawaii

granted but you have to working a hula skirt and coconut shells , with flowers around your neck and hair, but all the flowers make your allergies flair up .

i wish i could vist Machu Picchu peru and study the The Inca civilization

granted, however your tour guide turns against you, so you must be victorious in hand-to-hand combat

I wish I had a private jet

Granted but you forget to file a flight plan and your radio fails the us thinks you a terrorist and shoots you down!

i wish i could spend 2 week in a cottage at martha's vineyards walking on the beach, flying kites and eating seafood.

Granted! but walking on the beach was a bad idea. you get sucked into quicksand

I wish i could know what it feels like to sink in quicksand. without dying

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well come in and join me you little s**t, may-be you could stand on my shoulders and push me under!
granted but in order to stay a float you have to spin the wheels on your wheel chair and the sand keeps hitting you in the eye!

i wish i could live on a desert island with a with a exotic English man

Granted! Your wish for nothingness results in a huge poof and loud explosion of white smoke but... nothing appears...

I wish I could have 5000 harnesses all on me at the same time

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

ahhh yes but 5000 people now take turns walking you like a dog!

i wish i had a boyfriend

Granted. I think being in a battle suit with an arm cannon would be close enough, so I shall now reveal you to be... Protoman!

I wish I was Megaman.

Granted! you are mega puke man... your puke reaks so bad you evacuate the bad guys from the area!

I wish i could live in a tank of liquid neoprene

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

grated but you have to live at the DuPont laboratories for the rest of you life


i wish i could speak french

Granted! No corruption because your wish curruption was not really corruption to me

I wish my friends could come visit me in my neoprene tank home

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. You forget English, and also learn Japanese. You find yourself in Mexico.

I wish I was a robotics genius like Dr. Light of the Megaman Series.

Granted! But every robot you build breaks

I wish my friends could come visit me in my neoprene tank home

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

grated but your friends are now rubber fish!

i wish i could go out to dinner and eat lobster (not one of your new friends)

Granted. But the lobster have to be caught before the chef can prepare them.

I wish I had a power suit.

Granted and you use your power suit to swim under water and catch me lobsters to fast on!! !

i wish i had a private masseuse