Where is my..... [Game]

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In the gutter, is what I heard.

Where is that box of band aids?

^^I believe the box of band aids has been eaten by a very lovely yet very hungry medicine monster, reginaterrae.

^^May I please ask, where is some cheese?

The cheese is in the cheese cave, naturally. Just up the road from TallyMan, in France.

Where is my clean laundry that has disappeared from the clothesline??

I think the pixies took it... better ask Tomasu

Where has my cheese disappeared to?

^^Yaye I believe the pixies are now very happy and warm with new clothies reginaterrae and TallyMan. However I am very sorry reginaterrae and shall certainly ask the pixies to return your clothes.

^^Oh dear,I apologise TallyMan. I have asked the happy pixies to return the clothes of reginaterrae and have started to eat cheese very quickly so that they may become warm again and have eaten a large amount of your poor cheese.

May I please ask, where are my socks?

I needed them to keep the cheese in!

Where is my umbrella?

^^Oh dear, I apologise TallyMan, whilst the pixies were eating your happy cheese, I believe that they spilled some pixie dust upon your umbrella and blessed him with life. I believe your umbrella is now very happily searching for some rain to pat his head.

^^ May I please ask, where is Nell's food that my father placed upon you kitchen unit? (I believe that happy Plato may have eaten this, however I am not entirely certain).

I'm afraid my dog ate it.

But

I dreamed I ate pie last night. Or was it a dream?

Where's my bike lock?

Laying by the side of the road. Bye...

Where is my puncture repair kit?

about 7 miles away from where you got the puncture.

Where is my muscle relaxer?

In the bottle labelled "Johnny Walker"

Where is my sloe gin?

I think Tomasu drank it. Tomasu, come clean now, son, did you drink TallyMan's gin? Or was it the pixies again?

Where is a big safety pin?

Holding my trousers up.

Where is my bar of soap?

I used it to wash out my nephew's mouth after he used a little too much filthy language.

Where is my motorcycle helmet?

It left because it didn't feel safe.

Where is my motorcycle?