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reginaterrae
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18 Aug 2010, 3:16 pm

Out on the back roads, enjoying the weather.

Where is my common sense?



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18 Aug 2010, 10:00 pm

Out of your mind.

Where are my IRS forms?


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reginaterrae
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18 Aug 2010, 10:17 pm

Shredded for safety.

Where is my shredder?



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18 Aug 2010, 10:22 pm

I took it, so I can start gluing pieces of documents back together!! 8O

Where is my glue?


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19 Aug 2010, 2:56 am

Where they shouldn't be; soap, water and purell are all in order now.

Where is my desire to do well at my job?


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reginaterrae
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19 Aug 2010, 12:08 pm

Hiding just in front of your next performance review.

Where is my hairbrush?



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19 Aug 2010, 12:11 pm

Well don't look at me! :evil:

Where is my thermonuclear warhead? I'm sure I left it laying around here some place.


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reginaterrae
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19 Aug 2010, 12:28 pm

Is that what those kids are playing with over there?

Where is my water bottle?



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19 Aug 2010, 12:45 pm

It's gone... it bottled out.

Where is my donkey?


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19 Aug 2010, 12:49 pm

It's in the White House holding a BBQ summit.

Where is my helicopter?



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19 Aug 2010, 12:52 pm

It's been swapped for a plane. Image

Where is my parachute?


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19 Aug 2010, 1:20 pm

You left it in the helicopter, when you swapped it for a plane.

Where's my mop?



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19 Aug 2010, 1:51 pm

You appear to have swapped it for a large fork!

Where is my watering can?


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19 Aug 2010, 3:10 pm

It left on vacation when the rain started. Said it was overworked.

Where's my towel?



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19 Aug 2010, 4:08 pm

It was feeling strung out so is hanging with it's friends outside catching the breeze.

Where is my pink blouse, the nice frilly one that goes with my handbag?


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19 Aug 2010, 4:15 pm

Paris Hilton saw it hanging on your clothesline and swiped it.

Where is my garden rake?