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07 Aug 2008, 3:31 pm

Granted, but that is French time :wink:

I wish it was 10:15 French time

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07 Aug 2008, 3:35 pm

granted but a clown with 50 balloons keeps you from your appointment
i with i sold snow cones for a living

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07 Aug 2008, 3:37 pm

granted but you live in Antarctica

I wish pets were allowed at work

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07 Aug 2008, 3:40 pm

Granted. Someone brings an alligator there.

I wish I could teleport into video games.

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07 Aug 2008, 3:40 pm

Granted, someone brings 100 pigs but you have to clean up after them all.

I wish it does not rain tomorrow morning.

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07 Aug 2008, 3:44 pm

granted but you brought an unbrella you now have to wag around

i wish i had the power to make time stand still

(tally did they teleport the 100 pigs into video games???)

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07 Aug 2008, 3:44 pm

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I wish I could teleport into video games.

Granted, but you teleport into Pong

I wish I could eat all I wanted without getting fat

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07 Aug 2008, 3:45 pm

Granted, but since you are also paused then you can't ever restart time again.

I wish I had a nice baguette

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07 Aug 2008, 3:54 pm

You DO have a nice baguette. So do the hundreds of rats in your apartment.

I wish I could just answer these without wishing for something

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07 Aug 2008, 3:59 pm

Granted! but people hate you for not making a wish

I wish the world were a giant ball of neoprene!

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07 Aug 2008, 3:59 pm

Your wish is fulfilled, but then reality promptly collapses.

I wish it could be cool and rainy all the time.

M.

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07 Aug 2008, 4:00 pm

Granted, but you bounce off it and fall into the Sun.

I wish I could keep up with the wishes on here without ending up answering one that has already been done!

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07 Aug 2008, 4:01 pm

Granted! But i follow you outside with your personal raincloud just so i can feel that warm sticky neoprene feeling

I wish i could have that warm sticky neoprene feeling all the time.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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07 Aug 2008, 4:02 pm

Your wish is granted, but the sticky feeling isn't from the neoprene.

I wish this headache would go away.

M.

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07 Aug 2008, 4:05 pm

makuranososhi wrote:

Your wish is granted, but the sticky feeling isn't from the neoprene.

I wish this headache would go away.

M.

Granted! after you tell me what the sticky feeling is from

i wish i could be mummy wrapped tightly in neoprene

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07 Aug 2008, 6:13 pm

Granted, I hope you did realize, before you made that wish that mummies are DEAD. So, can you please drink this poison?

I wish for a plush Tux* my own size!

* you can see in my picture how plush tuxen look like!

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