BANNED (The Game)

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Banned for interrupting my cogitations regarding my next reply in the 'Snakes'
thread !

I was in the zone, all my considerations we're arriving at a conclusion,
and then 'BAM' !
you blew me out if the water!


It was going to be the Most Awesome post I ever made !
But now, Thanks to you! , it's just going to be another "Whatever... thanks for posting", post !

AHHHHHHHHAAAAAA, yes, all part of my Evil Plot to twist the content of the Sankes thread so that all involved are eventually to sign an as yet non-existent petition for me to be compelled to own at least one in 6 months time.*

I actually forgot the bit where I screamed (which was when the snake turned its head and started coming toward me, lol) and I haven't posted pictures of the bizarre thing I was telling you about syzygyish I found on the rocks.

Anyone/everyone ought look in 'Random Discussion' under Poll: Snakes if interested.

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Banned for attempting my foil my evil Plot








* nb, the validity of such petition in my actual life, in 6 months actual earth time is to be decided, by me, at said time.

Ah Ha ! Spelling Nazi Hound leaps upon this Horrendous mistake, shakes it around in it's foetid muzzle, then spits it out in disgust and then searches for more worthwhile prey!




Ah Ha ! Circling over head, Grammar vulture spots an easy target !
It's too small and weak, however, to satisfy Grammar Vulture's voracious maw,
and she keeps circling for something enormous to gorge upon !






AHHHHHHHHAAAAAA, yes, Hyphenation B@st@rd seizes his chance !
It's been a long time coming !

'nb' of course, means 'note well'
Nota bene is a Latin and Italian phrase meaning "note well"[nb 1]. It is in the singular imperative mood, instructing one individual to note well the matter at hand. (The Latin plural form is notate bene.) In present-day English, it is used to draw the attention of the reader to a certain (side) aspect or detail of the subject on hand, translating it as "pay attention" or "take notice". It is often written in the abbreviated form: N.B.

[nb 1] : this comes from the Latin verb notāre—to note


Banned for hyphenation !

Unfortunately, both you and hyphenation bastard are now banned for incorrectly identifying my error.

I ought not have used a comma after 'nb' but hyphenation has nothing to do with it. Nor capitalisation, for that matter - 'nb' in the lower case is a common scientific notation - standard in fact.

Banned for failure to ban after a lengthy post.

Banned because it's been too long since last I brought the ban-hammer down upon you.

Banned for talking about banned histories...

Banned for wearing a toupee.

Banned for eating my hazelnuts!

I could not restrain myself for I absolutely love hazelnuts.... (sorry)

Um.... banned for mentioning los nuts and making me grave for them now (while I'll have none around).

Banned for Hazeltosis !

Banned for inventing a disease or a disorder.

Banned for assisting syzygyish with his evil invention.

Banned for clogging up the sink, with bananas.

Banned for rubbing it all over your jacket...

Banned for licking the banana off my jacket.