Corrupt A Wish

Post Reply New Topic

Granted! But no one speaks any language now

I wish I could have a super strapple made of neoprene that can wrap around me all the way to my neck on my powerchair and get really really tight

_________________
check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. The rest of you is now turning blue.

I wish I had a salt water aquarium.

Granted, but there is a tremendous water shortage so it's higly illegal to keep fish.

I wish my mom weren't such a b*tchy gossipy judgemental hag....

Fine, I'll corrupt my own wish. Granted, but instead you become the b*tchy, judgemental, gossipy hag.

I wish I could drink a LOT more wine without becoming sleepy.

Granted. You are now barfing a LOT of wine and are extreemly alert to the accompanying sensations.

I wish I lived in a castle with a moat.

Granted! You have the largest, most awe-inspiring moat ever!
However, your drawbridge breaks and you have to call out drawbridge-repair technicians. That is going to be one expensive repair.....

I wish there were better public transportation where I live....

Granted, but maintenance bankrupts you.

I wish, I was able to focus better.

Granted but you focus on all the wrong things.....


Wish I had some more ice-cream....

Granted, you have some more ice cream, and a wicked case of brain freeze to go along with it.

I wish gas prices were lower.

Granted, but it only lasts for 1 day. Then it goes up 1 dollar the next day.

I wish that scientists could find out how to terraform Mars.

Granted, but it is so horribly expensive that earth can not afford it.


I wish that the USA was communistic

Granted. You are now an exiled member of the US communist regime.

I wish my home was solar powered.

Granted! You were not _using_ electricity at night, were you?

I wish that gas prices were higher and I wouldn't get lynched for this wish.

(I hate cars!)

Granted. Gas has now skyrocketed due to the fact that cyclers and pedestrians have been outlawed.

I wish my kids would do their chores with me asking.

Granted! Your kids are now mindless automatons that do whatever you (or anyone else) asks without question, ad infinitem

I wish my cat could dance.

Granted, but the cost of the dance lessons bankrupts you.

I wish I had a train.