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syrella
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28 Apr 2011, 11:09 pm

Your wallet has gone fishing!

Where are my keys?

Edit: I forgot to answer the question. :oops:


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28 Apr 2011, 11:59 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
Where is my wallet?


I ate it. For breakfast. With maple syrup. And flaming flamingos. Yum. :mrgreen:

syrella wrote:
Where are my keys?


Little green elfs stole them last night, but they left you two dollars in their place. :colors:

Where is my foundation of all truth?



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29 Apr 2011, 12:52 am

Truth is beauty and beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so the foundation for all truth is in your eyes.

Where is my fiendish plan to rule the world?


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29 Apr 2011, 1:05 am

Well, you know what they say about the "best-laid plans of mice and men." :wink:

Where is my mouse?



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29 Apr 2011, 1:08 am

In my hand. Awwwww, cute mousie.

xjese it nz xaves?

If you can decode it......



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29 Apr 2011, 1:43 am

Ip vje vaq (qsocacmz).

Where is my afternoon tea?



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29 Apr 2011, 3:43 am

I drank it as my morning tea.

Where is my biscuit?



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29 Apr 2011, 4:18 am

Floating in your tea.

Where is my hot sauce?


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29 Apr 2011, 6:07 am

All over your computer keyboard. Offers a new dimension to "hot keys".

Where is my ice cream?



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29 Apr 2011, 6:23 am

On your computer. You needed to do a cold reboot.

Where is my gratuitous violence?


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29 Apr 2011, 7:04 am

It seemed a bit unnecessary, so we left it out. :wink:

Where is my comfy chair?



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29 Apr 2011, 7:11 am

Taking a rest, it was feeling under a lot of pressure! :lol:

Where is my rocking chair? Image



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29 Apr 2011, 7:49 am

On the front porch talking about old times.

Where is my ant farm?


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29 Apr 2011, 8:16 am

The ants got sick of farming and decided to build a nuclear power plant instead.

Where's my potted cactus?



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29 Apr 2011, 9:40 am

It has gone to pot and is smoking weed.

Where is my leek soup?



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29 Apr 2011, 2:45 pm

Where is my leek soup? Your friend consumed it all...


Where is my screen play?