Make a sentence using a word in wrong context

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15 Aug 2014, 7:53 am

wander

I wander have a strong cup of coffee right now!

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15 Aug 2014, 8:04 am

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Captain Kirk was in command of the Parsnip Enterprise.

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15 Aug 2014, 8:29 am

engineer

Um, y'know, it's kind of hard for me to drive when the engineer has broken down.

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15 Aug 2014, 2:08 pm

A Philips head scuba-diving tool should do the trick.

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15 Aug 2014, 3:12 pm

At the end of the story, the stronger one was in complete competition.

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15 Aug 2014, 8:58 pm

If it were possible, Antwerp practicable, I would be somewhere else right now.

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16 Aug 2014, 11:37 am

I like white wine with a drop of mermaid in it.

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16 Aug 2014, 2:41 pm

Horace is a real shagpile, if you ask me.

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17 Aug 2014, 9:05 pm

It is not easy tumescence of what you have just said.

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18 Aug 2014, 9:24 am

Glutton chops are quite tasty when prepared right.

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18 Aug 2014, 10:35 am

Trying that free ample of peanut butter fudge at the food court was probably not so wise in retrospect, given your nut allergy...

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18 Aug 2014, 10:37 am

Opossum sorry, I won't come in late again.

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18 Aug 2014, 2:46 pm

Cocoa, go Johnny go go go!

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18 Aug 2014, 5:01 pm