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Granted! Your chest now has one long gray hair on it.

I wish Coca-Cola and McDonalds were not so horrible for the human body.

Granted! They are a gourmet chain, everything is really expensive!

I wish the divers did not get mad at me and the worlds neoprene supply would grow infinitely and the supply of warm sweaty sticky wetsuits would just keep piling up on top of me

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Granted but so many pile up you can't breath and have to be hospitalized for a year.

I wish I had the ability to control plants with my mind.

Granted! they are the great neoprene plant, the neoprene plant eats humans somehow by wrapping them in its neoprene petals till they suffocate and then swallowing them.

I wish i could get eaten by a neoprene plant

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Granted. Yummy.

I wish to write for Wired magazine.

Granted! you write for the last page.

I wish i could be wrapped up in 5 million sweaty sticky neoprene wetsuits head to toe so i can feel nothing but the warm sweaty tight neoprene cling to me and smell nothing but the warm sweaty neoprene!

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THANKS! The last page of Wired magazine is "Artifacts from the future", my favorite section:

http://www.wired.com/culture/culturerev ... 6-06/found

Your wish is granted. You literally feel nothing but the neoprene suit you're wearing. You don't notice your massive gangrene until it's too late.

I wish I could fly.

Granted! your wish for nothingness results in a big giant poof in front of you... and nothing appearing

I wish i didnt have gangrene. and the neoprene was hotter, stickier, and sweatier, and smellier!

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Sorry. I forgot to edit.

Granted. Your smelly neoprene suit drives all of your friends away, sickened with the stink.

I wish I could fly.

Granted! you can fly... but you crash land all the time.

I wish it didnt smell to other people and only to me because sweaty neoprene smells good to me.

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Granted, now it doesn't smell bad to anyone except you.

I wish I could communicte with dolphins.

Granted! you say the wrong thing and one takes you prisoner!

I wish the neoprene would smell good to me... and i wish i could have 500000000 more sweaty neoprene wetsuits piled on top of me...

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Granted but now you finished all the neoprene sources and you have shifted the economy and people can no longer go in water so marine biology is no longer funded and people have forgotten how to swim...

i wish for a cute squirrel...

Granted! one that bites you n the fingers!

I wish i could have a PVC lead apron like my radiologist does

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Granted, but the only color left was pink with purple and green polka dots.


I wish I could go back home and got to bed.