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Granted, but it was made for a giant and thus crushes you.


I wish I had no body hair.

Granted! Hairy is good and people think you are ugly being hairless

I wish I could survive the weight of the giant PVC lead apron

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Granted. In order that it weighs nothing, you and your PVD lead apron are catapulted out to space.

I wish my boss didn't make up so many excuses not to pay me on time.

Granted! He has proper excuse, the bank has failed. his company is closed.

I wish the PVC lead apron were heavy again...

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Granted, you plummet back to earth again and burn up re-entering the atmosphere.

I wish my repaired lawn mower continues working.

Granted! for 30 more seconds

(wonder whats with me and sweaty things right now... probably cuz its sweaty time of year and im loving the smells)

I wish i could be wrapped in a really sweaty PVC lead apron

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Granted, 50 male sumo wrestlers donate their sweat to you after not bathing for a month. You are wrapped in the PVC lead apron and the sweat poured all over you.

I wish my lawn mower works for longer than 30 seconds.

Granted, but the giant tank gets driven into Georgia by Russian soldiers and blown up with an anti-tank missile.

I wish my mower works for longer than 31 seconds.

Granted 31.1 seconds

I wish i could get a really fat female sumo wrestler as my girlfriend who is autistic and loves stimming liike i do

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(Damn! I hoped for at least 32 seconds.)

Granted, she is called Orka. She is the Olympic champion sumo wrestler. Unfortunately she failed the drug tests - it turns out she is actually a whale.

I wish my lawn mower runs for ever!

Granted! It runs forever without shutting off... failure to put gas in the tank will blow the world up... it costs you several trillion dollars and then your kids and your kids kids... it is then named "The lawnmower of the world" for it is the only thing keeping the world from blowing up. similar to lost there will be guys in front of a clock that beeps and counts down when its time to fill the tank

I wish i could meet the fat guy from LOST!

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Granted but he sits on you...

i wish for a lifetime supply of candy and chocolate=)

lol i am diabetic...wish way past due xD

Granted but he farts on you!

i wish for Strapples to hate neoprene

Granted! But the wish reverses back to him loving neoprene in exactly 5 seconds!

I wish everyone in the world loved neoprene!

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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