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15 Aug 2008, 8:31 pm

granted but do to the high demand and wastefulness neoprene is no longer affordable

I wish there were no more frogs/rabbits/squirells around my neighborhood.



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15 Aug 2008, 8:33 pm

Granted! THere are bears roaming the streets eating people

I wish the world had an unlimited neoprene supply!


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15 Aug 2008, 10:24 pm

Granted, but now that neoprene spontaneously generates, everyone suffocates after 3 minutes...

I wish I had a blue duck.


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15 Aug 2008, 10:32 pm

Granted! Blue neoprene duck

I wish that suffocation were not possible and the neoprene would continue to generate spontaniously


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16 Aug 2008, 6:39 am

Granted the neoprene spontaneously generates out of your own flesh causing extreme pain.

I wish I could travel through time without creating a temporal paradox


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16 Aug 2008, 8:51 am

Granted, but due to a calibration error in your time machine you arrive in the future just when the Earth is engulfed by the dying sun as a red giant incinerating you instantly.

I wish I was rich.



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16 Aug 2008, 7:20 pm

Granted! Rich in fiber and protein... the wolves will now eat you!

I wish to be buried in millions of really hot sticky sweaty PVC lead aprons and millions more of hot sticky sweaty neoprene wetsuits and then stuck in a giant incubator set for 98.6 degrees!


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16 Aug 2008, 7:40 pm

Granted but it is 98.6° Celcius
Remember: 9C=5(F+32) therefore:
98.6°C=209.48°F Image


Want a new motorbike...


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16 Aug 2008, 7:43 pm

Granted! broken one

I wish to be buried in millions of really hot sticky sweaty PVC lead aprons and millions more of hot sticky sweaty neoprene wetsuits and then stuck in a giant incubator set for 98.6 degrees FAHRENHEIT. oh and add a few more lead aprons... this time, rubber coated!


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16 Aug 2008, 9:08 pm

Granted, but your in Arctic ice!

i wish i could play the piano...



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16 Aug 2008, 9:11 pm

Granted! you play the piano and get bored of it

I wish i could have my own wanemaker organ!

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16 Aug 2008, 9:28 pm

Granted! but you have to share it with me xD that thing looks awesome!

i wish i could time travel =p



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16 Aug 2008, 9:32 pm

Ledvia wrote:
Granted! but you have to share it with me xD that thing looks awesome!

i wish i could time travel =p


I would gladly share my organ with you... :) its so big theres room for two people to play at the same time :D

Granted! but only by using a wanemaker console... and its so complicated you cant figure out how to travel therefore you cause a black hole and kill yourself :lol:

I wish that organs of that size were not so expensive!


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16 Aug 2008, 9:43 pm

Granted. The dollar plummets to near zero value. Maniac mobs invade supermarkets and buy everything available. World economy collapses. But hey, you get your organ!

I wish for a spinach sandwich.



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16 Aug 2008, 10:07 pm

Granted! rotten spinach

I wish the economy was better now that i have my organ!


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17 Aug 2008, 3:46 am

Granted, the world economy booms. There is a high demand for metal and your organ gets comandeerd by the government. However, they give you a harmonica as replacement.

I wish I'd got my work finished.