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Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
Being held for ransom. Where are my cat toys?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Your autistic cat has got them all lined up in a row and is counting them. Where is my dog?
Lined up with my cat toys. Where is my complete indifference?
Meh, can't be bothered to reply to that. Where is my motivation?
Being held prisoner by my complete indifference. Where is my perfect excuse.
You could always say the cat did it. Where is someone to play with in this forum?
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Where is someone to play with in this forum? I'm not sure probably have not made it online yet... Where is my contract?
Your target has been named in the small ads of the Times. 50% of your fee will be wired to your customary Swiss bank account prior to the contract and 50% after confirmation of the hit. Where is the silencer for my gun?
chrissyrun Veteran
Joined: 23 Oct 2010Age: 33Gender: FemalePosts: 13,788Location: Hell :)
You said that it was too quiet and that it needed to speak up....so it ran away from home. Where is my basis of distinction between right and wrong.
Right is the one in the middle: Left <> Right <> Wrong Where is my restful nights sleep?
It was borrowed by sleep researchers, who will dissect it and return it to you. Where is my master plan?
With your master. Where is my quintessential life?
That is out of stock. Can I interest you in a slightly damaged pre-owned life? Where is my lowly minion?
Where is my lowly minion? It's currenly being summoned from the bowels of hell.. Where is enthusiasm these days?
It was misplaced and given to a cheerleader. Where is my sarcastic wit?
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,851Location: Australia
It was so sharp, it cut itself to pieces. Where is my starry, starry night?