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Yensid
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02 May 2011, 5:02 am

Being held for ransom.

Where are my cat toys?


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02 May 2011, 5:15 am

Your autistic cat has got them all lined up in a row and is counting them.

Where is my dog?


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02 May 2011, 6:01 am

Lined up with my cat toys.

Where is my complete indifference?


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02 May 2011, 6:07 am

Meh, can't be bothered to reply to that.

Where is my motivation?


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02 May 2011, 6:25 am

Being held prisoner by my complete indifference.

Where is my perfect excuse.


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02 May 2011, 11:24 am

You could always say the cat did it.

Where is someone to play with in this forum?


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02 May 2011, 1:32 pm

Where is someone to play with in this forum? I'm not sure probably have not made it online yet...


Where is my contract?



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02 May 2011, 2:28 pm

Your target has been named in the small ads of the Times. 50% of your fee will be wired to your customary Swiss bank account prior to the contract and 50% after confirmation of the hit.

Where is the silencer for my gun?


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02 May 2011, 4:28 pm

You said that it was too quiet and that it needed to speak up....so it ran away from home.

Where is my basis of distinction between right and wrong.



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02 May 2011, 4:35 pm

Right is the one in the middle: Left <> Right <> Wrong :P

Where is my restful nights sleep?


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02 May 2011, 4:59 pm

It was borrowed by sleep researchers, who will dissect it and return it to you.

Where is my master plan?


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02 May 2011, 5:22 pm

With your master.

Where is my quintessential life?



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02 May 2011, 5:42 pm

That is out of stock. Can I interest you in a slightly damaged pre-owned life?

Where is my lowly minion?


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02 May 2011, 8:16 pm

Where is my lowly minion? It's currenly being summoned from the bowels of hell..


Where is enthusiasm these days?



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03 May 2011, 1:43 am

It was misplaced and given to a cheerleader.

Where is my sarcastic wit?


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03 May 2011, 5:29 am

It was so sharp, it cut itself to pieces.

Where is my starry, starry night?