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Granted, you become your own Siamese twin joined at the hip.

I wish I had a cup of tea.

Granted but it is not how you like it and another one cannot be made for you.

Speaking of tea, I think I've broken the World Record for the most cups of tea drunk in one day: four. I'm expecting to have another one this evening (probably fruit tea).

I wish computer does no one's head in.

Wish granted but your home has been destroyed along with others and now everyone has no place to stay since everything had been destroyed.



I wish all the dumb asses disspeared in the world.

Granted! Now there are dumb penises

I wish i could have a phelps suit... the ultra tight neoprene wetsuit that phelps used to win 8 golds in swimming, i hear it takes 30 minutes to get into for how tight it is... I WANT ONE!

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

yes yes, Strapples, you get your Phelps suit. But it's Phelps', and he wants it back, so he drags you into the pool to get it from you....

I wish had my African House Snake back....

Granted! enjoy the rotting dead body

I wish Phelps would give me a tight hug while wearing his suit and let me keep it. (he is muscle'y so a hug would be tight)

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

granted, but he breaks your back...

I wish for love.

Granted! from a female sumo wrestler.

I wish that when my back heals from phelps breaking it that it would be unbreakable

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but this is because you are turned into a statue.


I wish that healthy food wouldn't taste so disgusting to me.

Granted, you have no sense of taste at all.

I wish I could speak fluent French

Granted, but you can only speak french.

I wish all of the old series Doctor Who tapes existed.

Granted! but they are stretched and no longer work

I wish to own http://www.thegreatestmusiccollection.com/ and the actual collection!

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted! You are arrested for fraud and grand larceny.

I wish I could learn sign language.

Granted, but now you can't speak.

I wish for... Cheeeese.

granted but it is moldy cheese

i wish for a giant pom bear