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Granted! But you are banned from WP because you posted about porn in a non adult area!

I wish for a giant sheet of smoothskin neoprene to bury myself in.

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lmao

a pom bear is a type of crisp in the uk not porn lmao

granted but the neoprene smothers you

Granted, but they were made with one rough side and you can only use that side.

I wish more of the world was pagan

Granted! You are now suffocating in smoothskin!

I wish food was not so expensive.

Granted! prices go down but quality goes into the toilet!

I wish for my new headrest that i am getting on my powerchair, for all the pads to be made of... SMOOTHSKIN NEOPRENE

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Granted, but you suddenly become allergic to it and thus your head and neck constantly itches.


I wish that I could eat as much as I want to without gaining weight.

Granted! You have cancer of the tongue and can't taste anything.

I wish my cat would stop spewing hairballs in places I walk barefoot before I have a chance to notice them....

Granted! he spews them in your face while your asleep

I wish more people would go on my threads on this forum.

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Granted. They go there to mock and flame!

I wish my name IRL was actually something which can be pronounced and spelled easily. It kinda irks me that my best friend and my boyfriend and the people, with whom I spend time after college classes can not pronounce it and use 'cute' nicknames all the time.

Granted! your new name is knoppix

I wish i could have a giant neoprene penguin

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Granted....but the real penguins steal it because they believe its their god....then when the polar bears come to invade they take it and make a bonfire with it and that's the end of the neoprene penguin....

i wish i could live in Antarctica without freezing or starving to death...

You can. It's called Global Warming. Unfortunately, half the worlds' population has to live there with you.

I wish people in the Religion forum would not be so self-righteous.

Granted they are self-righteous everywhere!

I wish my website would get more views

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted! The FBI, the FCC, the FTC, and the Dept of Homeland Security are all giving it a thorough looking-at right now.

I wish there were a free petting zoo to take my son to this weekend.