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TallyMan
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03 May 2011, 3:57 pm

Dribbled away.

Where is my left foot at the moment.


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03 May 2011, 6:51 pm

On the right leg...

Where is my brain?


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03 May 2011, 9:36 pm

You left your brain in disdain because there was nothing to gain aside from the pain.

Where is my good health?



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03 May 2011, 11:28 pm

In the hospital.

Where is my conscience?


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04 May 2011, 4:14 am

Objecting.

Where is my garden fork?


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04 May 2011, 7:00 am

In your garden stew.

Where is my thumb? 8O



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04 May 2011, 12:13 pm

Sorry to tell you this, but you never had a thumb.

Where are my commemorative Royal Wedding plates?


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04 May 2011, 12:14 pm

The postman is trying to get them through your letterbox now, but he had to stamp on the parcel to get it through.

Where is my canine companion?


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04 May 2011, 12:26 pm

looking for some dog biscuits. :scratch:

Where is my master??



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04 May 2011, 12:29 pm

Gone out to buy dog biscuits! :lol:

Where is my wallet? Just got to the checkout and no wallet? How am I going to pay for these biscuits?


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04 May 2011, 2:44 pm

You better had figurated it by now. :evil:

I wish for a glass of warm milk. :D



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04 May 2011, 2:47 pm

Damn! I knew there was something else to bring back from the store. Look like you get dry biscuits today.

Where is my memory nowadays?


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04 May 2011, 2:48 pm

:evil: At least I got the biscuits.

Where is my sense of dignity? :lol:



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04 May 2011, 2:54 pm

You lost it when you pee'd up that lamp post.

Where is my leash?


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04 May 2011, 2:56 pm

I think your spouse went with it to discipline the mower.

Where is the twist of fate?



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04 May 2011, 3:01 pm

Around the next corner!

Where is my woolly jumper?


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