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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Dribbled away. Where is my left foot at the moment.
richie Supporting Member
Joined: 9 Jan 2007Age: 67Gender: MalePosts: 30,142Location: Lake Whoop-Dee-Doo, Pennsylvania
On the right leg... Where is my brain?
chrissyrun Veteran
Joined: 23 Oct 2010Age: 33Gender: FemalePosts: 13,788Location: Hell :)
You left your brain in disdain because there was nothing to gain aside from the pain. Where is my good health?
Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
In the hospital. Where is my conscience?
Objecting. Where is my garden fork?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
In your garden stew. Where is my thumb?
Sorry to tell you this, but you never had a thumb. Where are my commemorative Royal Wedding plates?
The postman is trying to get them through your letterbox now, but he had to stamp on the parcel to get it through. Where is my canine companion?
looking for some dog biscuits. Where is my master??
Gone out to buy dog biscuits! Where is my wallet? Just got to the checkout and no wallet? How am I going to pay for these biscuits?
You better had figurated it by now. I wish for a glass of warm milk.
Damn! I knew there was something else to bring back from the store. Look like you get dry biscuits today. Where is my memory nowadays?
At least I got the biscuits. Where is my sense of dignity?
You lost it when you pee'd up that lamp post. Where is my leash?
I think your spouse went with it to discipline the mower. Where is the twist of fate?
Around the next corner! Where is my woolly jumper?