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Granted, Welcome to Jurassic park.

I wish my computer didn't keep crashing and losing my work.

Granted! you buy a 4000 dollar Mac Pro. But that crashes too due to your cursedness

I wish Microsoft didnt exist. And macs ruled the entire industry

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Granted, But due to their monopoly they don't give a damn and computers cost ten times as much and crash more often than Microsoft ever did - but they look nice.

I wish you made a wish

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Granted, my wish is to live to the ripe old age of 7.

Granted! But then at the age of 8 you die of a brain tumor

I wish today was next tuesday... i want my dam surgery.

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Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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Granted, the hospital mixes up the dates and you are now booked in for yesterday. Don't be late! (Good luck with the op!)

I wish I had more hair.

granted. but it ends up in the kinds of places you didn't want it to be. bwa ha ha ha.

i wish that my youtube account made me millions of great british pounds

Granted, you put on lots of pounds all around your waist.

I wish it was yesterday next week.

granted, its yesterday next week at 1 second to midnight.

i wish that my youtube account made me millions of great british pounds in english currency

Granted, and they are all in a great british bank when it goes bust.

I wish I had twice as much money as you.

granted. you have no money. now that my banks gone... there is no money...

i wish my dogs name was alfred st. peter jones micheal mickealen achlesfield peterson

Granted! But all legal documents can only accept Alfred since the rest is too long and creates a syntax error in the computer

I Wish my new powerchair parts were here

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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Granted, but someone steals your chair, so you only have spare parts.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted! Your so hyper you cant sit at the computer

I wish i had my powerchair and the new parts

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but the parts are for a different make of powerchair and aren't compatible.

I wish I sleep deeply and soundly tonight and wake up tomorrow fresh as a daisy.