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Granted! enjoy your 12 hour brain reconstruction surgery. you WIL be in the hospital for 6 months!

I wish i could be in the hospital for 6 months yay neoprnee blood pressure cuffs

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Granted, but due to your repeated exposure to neoprene you become allergic to it. The only material you become not allergic to is coarse flax based material which is very itchy.

I wish I could have a night of passion with my girlfriend without my wife finding out.

Granted! the police find out and arrest you for adultery!

I Wish i was not allergic to neoprene!

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Granted, but you can no longer deal with pressure well so you can no longer use tight-fitting straps and neoprene T-Shirts.

I wish for a 100 billion Zimbabwe Dollar (before they slashed the 10 zeroes, such a banknote existed) banknote.

Granted! but its worth nothing!

I wish i could deal with pressure! and neoprene!

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Granted! You are a wetsuit-wearing Navy Seal who is the only one that has the code to stop the top-secret underwater nuclear submarine from blowing up! But you are phobic of electric eels....and there's one...no, ten...of them now!

I wish my boyfirend would get home.

Granted but while he was away he entered in the army and was killed by a bomb and he came home as a zombie. RAAAAAARRR.

I wish I could just realise what I was doing wrong before I actually did anything wrong.

Granted, but this knowledge makes you afraid to do anything, so you just sit and vegetate.

I wish there were no weeds in my garden.

Granted, instead there is nothing but giant red wood trees in your garden.

I wish I had some kind of social skill when it came to being in person.

Granted. Sahara Desert is your new home.

I wish someone would pay off my mortgage.

Granted, you have now been "house jacked". An identity thief has sold your house to someone else and the first you know about it is a knock on the door from the new people who own your house.

I wish I could lead two lives.

Granted your banned from the world for sock puppets.

I wish i could have a 100% smoothskin neoprene wetsuit...

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Granted. It's so tight you will never be able to take it off again. And it's colored with flammable inks. And a fire erupts in your house. And your suit suddenly turns much warmer and sweatier than you'd like.

I wish to lose the capacity to feel bored.

Granted! you feel dead and empty inside

I wish the suit was colored with fire retardant inks.. and was realy hot and sticky and sweaty

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Granted. It's phosphorescent fucshia.

I wish to be able to get up early in the morning without feeling dizzy and sleepy.