BANNED (The Game)

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Banned for drugging my coffee.

Banned for drinking the drugged coffee.

Banned for saying "Here drink this... you'll enjoy it!"

Banned for being led astray by a bad influence.

Banned for drink driving and spilling his hot coffee in his lap!

Banned for your wicked, wicked lies. I neither drive nor drink coffee.

Banned for spilling his cup of tea while cycling.

Banned for your vile, vile libel. I neither cycle nor drink tea.

Banned for calling your great grandpa vile...

banned for respecting the elderly

Banned for... ban- banned for... um... I'll think of a reason later, and you'll be sorry when I do, I tell you now.

Banned for catching my ear and not letting it go, with your wonderful music.

Banned for losing your ear in the first place.

Banned for lending me your ear!

(I held it up to my ear expecting to hear the sound of the seashore,
but all I heard was this guy, like, snoring! )

Also, Banned for getting Julius Caesar quotes!


Also, banned for being in France,
and waking up just as I go to bed
and going to bed just as I wake up!


and also banned for replying to people who the ban hammer should have been brought down upon a long time ago! (I'm not saying who! (sssh) )

Banned for not sending me a pm after all this time!

That's a quintuple burn!
... I mean Ban !


G'night.



(I was going to add a sextuplet,
but it's probably to early in our relationship to add that level of commitment!)

Banned for being in the dark.

Banned for being in the dork.