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QuantumCowboy
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31 Aug 2008, 2:22 pm

Granted. You now have broadband. However, they set your download cap to be 1KB per month.

I wish that it weren't raining.

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31 Aug 2008, 2:24 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:

Granted. You now have broadband. However, they set your download cap to be 1KB per month.

I wish that it weren't raining.

granted, but now you will have a 20 year drought and must move to the savannahs of africa where you will inevitably get aids

i wish i could take a long poo

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31 Aug 2008, 2:27 pm

Granted. However, you die of dehydration during its duration.

I wish that life was not always so uncertain.

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31 Aug 2008, 2:35 pm

Everything is clearly mapped out for you. you know everything before it happens, and eventually die from the madness.

I wish I had a llama.

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31 Aug 2008, 2:54 pm

Granted, but it has eight legs, speaks, has sharp fangs, and shoots lasers from its eyes.

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31 Aug 2008, 4:12 pm

Granted. The Dalai Lama now lives with you.

I wish my work was all done.

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31 Aug 2008, 6:35 pm

Granted, but now you are so bored you want to die.

I wish I could go back in time to June 8, 1966, and see the premiere of the original Star Trek.

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31 Aug 2008, 8:43 pm

Granted. However, the reefer smoke obscures your vision, and all you can hear is sound.

I wish that I could have absolute freedom.

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31 Aug 2008, 9:03 pm

Granted, you can do anything, but not everything is profitable.

I wish that Event Horizon were mixed with Jurassic Park.
Raptors aboard would make it very entertaining.

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01 Sep 2008, 8:27 am

Granted. From the same creators of Epic Movie, now comes Sci-Fi Movie! Where the T-Rex meets the Jedi meets the Matrix meets Robocop meets the DeLorean meets the Fifth Element meets Wall-E meets the Orgasmatron meets Gattaca meets E.T. meets the Enterprise meets the Terminator meets Space Oddysey meets Foundation meets Futurama meets 42, all in a dizzy smorgasbord of nonsensical plot devices barely kept together by tired jokes.

I wish that all the world's military budget were spent in education.

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01 Sep 2008, 10:26 am

Granted. However, the education budget is all spent on hair renewal products.

I wish that I could have all the energy I wanted for free.

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01 Sep 2008, 11:27 am

Granted. You now have a nukelar reactor in your back yard. If you did not have a back yard, you now do.

I wish I had more land.

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01 Sep 2008, 11:39 am

Granted. It is my backyard after the nuclear reactor melts down. :wink:

I wish that I could convince myself to accomplish something today.

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01 Sep 2008, 11:46 am

Granted, but it's a very small something and you don't feel like you accomplished anything.

I wish that I could go to a Within Temptation concert next year.

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01 Sep 2008, 12:47 pm

Granted. However, the music is so loud you go deaf.

I wish that my tooth would stop hurting.

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01 Sep 2008, 12:50 pm

Granted! They suck though

I wish there was less email in my backlog!

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