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Yensid
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07 May 2011, 8:56 am

It's okay, I took it to the car wash.

Where is my dirty car?


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07 May 2011, 9:04 am

It fell off the ferry boat, should be clean now.

Where is my pooch?


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07 May 2011, 9:18 am

Being chased by a kitten.

Where is my smoked salmon?


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07 May 2011, 10:08 am

It has given up smoking and taken up steroids instead. Man you should see it jump those waterfalls now!

Where is my goldfish?


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07 May 2011, 11:46 am

he fell on hard times and had to sell his gold.....now he's a carp!

were's my pigmee tribe?


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07 May 2011, 12:03 pm

Behind you, ready to skin you alive and make trinkets and fetishes of your bodyparts.

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Where is my ownership to this site?


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07 May 2011, 1:03 pm

Just waiting for your cheque for $1 to clear!

Where is my get up and go?


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07 May 2011, 2:10 pm

Donated to a pro athlete who needed it more than you.

Where is my pleasant personality?


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07 May 2011, 5:23 pm

You lost it when you killed those old people!

Now where is my wooden leg?


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07 May 2011, 5:26 pm

A pirate really needed it, yarrr!

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Where are my reindeer ribs?


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07 May 2011, 10:35 pm

Being cooked for your dinner. However, an angry Santa Claus and some really angry elves are looking for you.

Where is my dinner?


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08 May 2011, 12:29 am

Fabio ate it.

Where is my sanity?


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08 May 2011, 3:23 am

Hopelessly lost

Where is my dramatic irony?


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08 May 2011, 10:07 am

the new maid ironed it and it is ruined!

were is my mom


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08 May 2011, 12:55 pm

Emigrated!

Where is my bottle of beer?


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08 May 2011, 1:53 pm

Where is my bottle of beer?

Yesnid probably dranke it..

Where is my sense of time?