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Chase35
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17 Oct 2007, 11:34 pm

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Is a mermaid


Would it be merman if you're male?

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18 Oct 2007, 1:15 am

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18 Oct 2007, 8:13 am

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18 Oct 2007, 8:27 am

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18 Oct 2007, 9:22 am

by having broken faith with his namesake, in that he has ceased lurking and has crossed the threshold, will now be subject to eternal servitude in the darkest regions beyond space.


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18 Oct 2007, 10:02 am

Tries every year to cash the Publisher's Clearing House check inside the sign up/ordering envelop.


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18 Oct 2007, 3:21 pm

Searches for unicorns in his walet using a smoke detector.


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18 Oct 2007, 3:24 pm

Was gored by a unicorn because his smoke detector wasn't working.


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18 Oct 2007, 3:31 pm

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Was gored by a unicorn because his smoke detector wasn't working.


The smoke detector was working. However, due to the infinitesimally small probability of a dark count in the radiation detector, I thought there was no unicorn. However, the unicorn did make a nice stew. :P



Realizes that purple and brown are not the same colour.


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18 Oct 2007, 3:44 pm

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"However, the unicorn did make a nice stew."

I didn't know unicorns can cook. :P :P

Is conducting radiation experiments with hoarded smoke detectors.


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18 Oct 2007, 5:42 pm

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Is conducting radiation experiments with hoarded smoke detectors.


Actually, I am hoarding the small amounts of nuclear material in the smoke detectors in order to create an atomic device. :P




Is the person who slaughters all the poor polyesters from the field, so that men can have cheap suits.


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18 Oct 2007, 5:54 pm

Also hoards gas lantern mantles to build said atomic device.

Be careful you don't want to end up like this.


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18 Oct 2007, 6:19 pm

has worn his favourite gold lamé waistcoat every time he has attempted the world land speed record.


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18 Oct 2007, 6:26 pm

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18 Oct 2007, 6:30 pm

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18 Oct 2007, 6:42 pm

grazes his killer-bunny herds in the Image bus depot.


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