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TallyMan
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08 May 2011, 3:05 pm

You are late for your appointment!

Where are my pants?


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08 May 2011, 4:02 pm

The same place as your undies.....

Where is my brain?


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08 May 2011, 4:10 pm

on top of your ciribial(?) cortex

where r my peeps


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08 May 2011, 5:07 pm

They are marshmallow peeps, and TallyMan ate them.

Where is my excessive pride?


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08 May 2011, 5:24 pm

Shrunk to be modest pride.

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Where is my hearing ability?


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08 May 2011, 9:19 pm

What did you say?

Where is my superego?


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08 May 2011, 9:24 pm

Your superego is out fighting a super villain.

Where is my my motivation to study?


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08 May 2011, 11:10 pm

It got bored and went to a movie.

Where is my shiny new technology?


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09 May 2011, 1:28 am

It lost it's shine and is old technology now.

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Where is my Bible?


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09 May 2011, 9:34 am

Where is my Bible? It's very close to you as, you need to read Leviticus..


Where is my shoes?



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09 May 2011, 9:40 am

It is on you feets.

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Where is my Satanic Bible?


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09 May 2011, 9:44 am

It was borrowed by the PPR forum for discussion.

Where is my cookery book?


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09 May 2011, 9:53 am

The necronomicon is NOT a cookery book.

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Where is my Book of the Dead?


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09 May 2011, 3:39 pm

In Tibet.

Where is my prayer wheel?


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09 May 2011, 4:45 pm

It fled for the Dream Catcher.

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Where is my ultimate power?


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09 May 2011, 5:45 pm

You have it. It is the power to burn toast with a single motion.

Where is my theme song?


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