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Granted, now you need less space for a computer desk.


I wish more people shared my interests.

Granted the world turns into politics philosopy and religion nuts... the world of technology and medicine crashes down, and everyone dies

I wish that medicine were easier to get

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. Now aspirins sprout from flowers in your backyard, the rain is made of Peptobismol, and peanuts have Viagra pills inside. Your new breakfast cereal is Prozac Loops, the morning mist has small droplets of laxative in it, and the snow has a distinct whiff of eucalyptus. Watch out for the global rise in the Alka-Seltzer ocean!

I wish I could find the motivation to sit and do my work today.

Granted, but you're so motivated that you never leave until the guards forcibly remove you.



I wish I had a working Klingon Bird-of-Prey spacecraft.

Granted, it's now in the palm of your hand (I know, klingons look so much bigger on TV).

I wish I could speak spanish.

Granted without any backlash.

I wish I could change my cell phone company.

Granted. But your switching takes the company down, leaving thousands to millions without service.

I wish I had a cell phone.

Granted. You get one with my cell phone company, just a second before I take it down.

I wish I understood statistics.

Granted, but in turn you become a statistic.

I wish I were a smoothtalker.

granted but your skin is like a rhino .... no one wants to touch you

i wish lots of fat people would hug me

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. However, you realize they are only you from another dimension.


I wish that I could fly.

Granted, but the wish is so old it makes you 100 years old and you will die in exactly 30 minutes of myocardial infarction.

I wish i could have my own x-ray machine... PVC lead aprons included

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. Now you see several things you really wish you had not seen.

I wish it were possible to make a movie from the novel "Infinite Jest."

Granted, Uwe Boll makes it!



I wish that my fast computer works again

Granted. It now works. However, all it will do is compose silly limericks about Russian literature.



I wish that I could know the thoughts of others.