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TallyMan
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10 May 2011, 4:12 pm

In ruins at the hands of the tabloids. Three in a bed and where did that goat come from! 8O

Where is my daily newspaper?


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10 May 2011, 5:41 pm

Destroyed for your own protection. -- Big Brother

Where is my monster truck?


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10 May 2011, 10:51 pm

Your monster took it for a drive.

Where are my pancakes with butter and maple syrup?


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10 May 2011, 11:48 pm

You have the pancakes, but the butter and maple syrup were taken by a mad toast fiend who wants to make French toast.

Where is my umbrella?


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11 May 2011, 1:16 am

Your umbrella is still at your friend's house, who borrowed it. He says he's saving it for a rainy day.

Where is my snarfblatt?



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11 May 2011, 6:07 am

Ariel took it, to smoke some pot.

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Where is my weather control device?


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11 May 2011, 11:35 am

Destroyed by lightning.


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11 May 2011, 2:19 pm

You forgot your question, so to answer a random one... your tornado will hit your house in ten minutes.

Where is my bottle of beer?


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11 May 2011, 2:40 pm

On the wall, with 99 other bottles.

Where is my all-in-one tool?


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11 May 2011, 2:59 pm

Your hammer is in your workshop. :P

Where is my book of instructions?


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11 May 2011, 3:08 pm

I have it, and I'm reprogramming you right now.

Where is my invitation to the White House?


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11 May 2011, 3:10 pm

It got mixed up with another invitation and yours is now to Guantanamo bay.

Where is my invitation to be the next French president?


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11 May 2011, 3:15 pm

Lost between La-La Land and My Little Pony Country

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Where is my newest drug?


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11 May 2011, 3:50 pm

Your baking powder is in the kitchen cupboard! :P

Where is my bed? :tired:


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11 May 2011, 4:21 pm

In front of you, don't you find the keyboard enticing enough?

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11 May 2011, 5:09 pm

Right here.

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Where is my blunderbuss?


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