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flailure
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04 Sep 2008, 8:24 am

Granted, you now know everyone's thoughts but your own.

I wish I had a large cup of coffee right now.

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Strapples
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04 Sep 2008, 8:59 am

Granted! But it contains ex-lax... enjoy the sh***y day.

I wish i could take a dump soon... (I hate being impacted... hurts like hell)

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know. :roll:

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

QuantumCowboy
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04 Sep 2008, 9:45 am

Granted. You lose twenty pounds in your porcelain workout.

I wish that I could truly understand quantum mechanics.

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carturo222
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04 Sep 2008, 12:07 pm

Granted. You both understand it and don't understand it until the moment you think about it.

I wish I could type faster than I already can.

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04 Sep 2008, 12:39 pm

Thatmew wrote:

Granted. As an indirect result, you end up transforming into Bill Gates.

I wish I had a flatpanel monitor.

lol :p

granted but because you type so fast you crash your pc and your forced to go to the nearby'st computer maker wich is an undercoveralien and invites your to hes theeparty

carturo222
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04 Sep 2008, 1:09 pm

anyway...

I wish Emma Shapplin would release a new album soon.

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04 Sep 2008, 2:10 pm

Granted! It sucks thouhg.

I wish my iPhone would sell on ebay!

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

UndercoverAlien
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04 Sep 2008, 2:21 pm

Strapples wrote:

Granted! It sucks thouhg.

I wish my iPhone would sell on ebay!

is this meant to be an advertention?xD
wish granted but he never send you the money

i wish no more discrimination in the world

carturo222
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04 Sep 2008, 2:25 pm

Granted. Now the human population is composed of 6 billion identical copies of Oprah Winfrey.

I wish I could play the violin.

Trekkie91405
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04 Sep 2008, 7:01 pm

Granted, but the only songs you know are ones everyone hates.

I wish I could go on a date with Mr. Spock.

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Strapples
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04 Sep 2008, 7:17 pm

Granted! But he beams you up into a giant toilet in which a giant alien s**ts in

I wish E.T existed in my house... (that is one cute alien)

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

carturo222
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04 Sep 2008, 7:21 pm

Granted.
Oh, someone's knocking at the door.
I recommend you don't open the door.
Oh, they're already here.
Hello, officer.
Goodbye, cute alien.
What? You're coming too?
OK. Goodbye, constitutional rights.

I wish I got a fairer payment for my work.

Thatmew
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04 Sep 2008, 8:08 pm

Granted. But as an odd result, all the good coworkers end up fired, and replaced with knownothings, scatterbrains, jerks, and snobs.

I wish I had a hover car.

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04 Sep 2008, 8:32 pm

Granted. But the hover car is a prototype and has many bugs that need to be worked out.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

carturo222
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04 Sep 2008, 9:31 pm

Granted. You're instantly teleported to ten miles below the surface in one of the glaciers in Europa. Not the continent. The moon.

I wish life made sense.

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04 Sep 2008, 9:39 pm

Granted but you are the only one unable to make sense of it.

I wish I had a dill pickle.

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