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Wallourdes
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13 May 2011, 3:33 pm

You sold it for an Ipod.

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Where is my potpourri?


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14 May 2011, 5:58 am

Right in front of you. It's bread potpourri.

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14 May 2011, 6:12 am

'inserted' into you, well that's a shocker! *slapsticks*

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14 May 2011, 6:15 am

They're mixing you up a new batch- and it's Dutch licorice flavour! :P

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14 May 2011, 6:49 am

It was something to do with song lyrics "mouldy old dough"

Where are my tomatoes?


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14 May 2011, 7:52 am

Didn't they blush and run away because they saw the salad dressing? :wink:

Where is my bread and butter pudding?



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14 May 2011, 7:58 am

Wallordes rescued it and has reported you to the SPCB (Society for the prevention of cruelty to bread).

Where is my lawn mower?


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14 May 2011, 8:13 am

Here he is!

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Where are my secateurs?



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14 May 2011, 8:59 am

They got cut.

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14 May 2011, 9:01 am

Lost! 8O

Where's my silverware?



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14 May 2011, 9:02 am

I'm trying to prise it off my chest!

Where are my nipple rings? 8O


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14 May 2011, 9:04 am

In your nose apparently.

Where is my attention spam gone????



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14 May 2011, 9:05 am

Your attention span has been spammed and been sold to Nigeria for £3 million.

Where is my spoon? :wink:


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14 May 2011, 9:08 am

In your tomato soup :wink:

Where are my holidays???????????????????????



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14 May 2011, 9:10 am

Gone, no more until next year! 8O

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14 May 2011, 9:11 am

I think your neighbour needed some silverware so you lent it to him.

Where is my silver lining?