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jennyishere
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15 May 2011, 8:53 am

I think your neighbour borrowed it and is using it as a birdbath. (I love my wok- I use it nearly every day.)

Where is my cavalo nero?



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15 May 2011, 12:30 pm

Still in your garden, your getting old and forgetful :wink:

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Where is my sparkling cider?


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15 May 2011, 12:33 pm

:hic:

Where is something to stop the room spinning. My head hurts.


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15 May 2011, 12:50 pm

I'll just spin you the other way and feed you more of my stolen cider.

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15 May 2011, 12:57 pm

Suspended for the duration.

Where is my legal representation?


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15 May 2011, 12:58 pm

Waiting for his $1 million fee.

Where is my vacuum cleaner?


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15 May 2011, 1:03 pm

In a vacuum chamber, recharging the vacuum.

Where is my vacuum chamber?


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15 May 2011, 1:05 pm

Here it is:
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Where is my tower shield?


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15 May 2011, 9:31 pm

It's at the repair shop, getting the dents hammered out.

Where are my marbles?


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16 May 2011, 3:03 am

I ... oops ... ouch. I think I found them.

Where is my radiation shield?


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16 May 2011, 5:54 am

You left it in the sun and it melted.

Where is my garlic bread?



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16 May 2011, 12:21 pm

Wallourdes recruited it for his bread army. What else happens to toast around here?

Where is my Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal?


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16 May 2011, 2:27 pm

Is consuming your house, already had the cat as an appetizer.

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16 May 2011, 3:21 pm

Still attached to your house surprisingly, despite the tornado carrying your house 1,000 feet in the air.

Where is my broom?


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16 May 2011, 5:22 pm

Here
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Where is my water balloon?


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16 May 2011, 8:09 pm

In the freezer with more water balloons.

Where is my jacket?


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