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Porned. (Like being pwned except you are stripped naked of your win).

Now this is getting cornier and cornier as we go along.

I am still the winner, always and forever.

Pruned. (Like being pwned except you are more cut up about it.)

Win.

^ Loser.
< Winner.
V Trying-hard winner, but will eventually be a loser.

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Brilliant move, that worked for over three hours. We all went.... what now? But hey, I'm bold.... and win thus.

*farts*

(would it clear folks away for three hours?)

Enters with a lit match. BOOM!

I haven't been here for a long while, so I'm really glad to see that this thread is still up.

Bonjour ShadesOfMe Nice to see a familiar elephant

Hey Shades, you win, but in reply to Tallyman....

There's an old story of a stupid farmer that did such thing with a stable full of cows.... and one can guess the ending, I guess. No? Well, the amount of methane (other gasses) a cow releases when she farts is way more than humans do. Conclusion; the whole farm went up in flames tragically.

Um, disliking calling people losers but a true loser he was. (killing cows and all)

Glad to see a familiar...old asian man??

As a young teenager I was very much into chemistry and set up a laboratory at my fathers farm. Experimenting making methane - I put a mixture of cow dung and water in a large sealed plastic container. A couple of weeks later the container was bulging BIG. I did the obvious stupid thing of opening the container while holding a lit match next to it - I wanted to verify the escaping gas would burn and hence was methane. It was. The gas escaped faster than anticipated BOOM. I was covered in sh*t!

The first of many chemistry experiments that resulted in varying degrees of BOOM!

Winner... for now.

Shame, luck and happiness are kinda short lived. Like winning it isn't an ongoing stable process. (my father said once or twice)

And my father did not have a farm (shame again) but that would be a thing that could very much so be something I would do also. But hey, one learns by the mistakes one makes (developing the hard way sometimes).

At least one could/can win here.... for, yeah, a while.

(oink?)

Sausages.