Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. Since you made no wish, all the display devices explode in your home.

I wish my room could be Pokémon themed.

granted but the pokemon come alive at night and give you terrifying nightmares.

i wish i could fly

Granted, but you never land.

I wish the people who were renovating the roof of the house I live in could do their jobs a bit quieter.

Granted. Your hiremen are replaced by mimes who do the job soooo slooowly.

I wish my boss gave me more workload.

wish grandet but now the wish machine whas to bored with your boring wish so he killd your boss and blame it on you good luck

i wish i had an inbuilt pc in my brains

Granted. But you inadvertently break all the laws of robotics, since a PC in your brain could count as making you part robot.

I wish I could meet MegaMan!

Granted but he is cardboard

I wish the swelling around my pump would go down

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Granted, no corruption.


I hope Caso grows back new feathers soon.

Granted, but they're each a different color.

I wish I were less clumsy when I try to approach people I like.

granted but if some one who you dont like is near youll get clumsy again

i wish i had eagel eyes wich i can turn on and off

Granted:



I wish I could find the motivation to shave more often.

Granted, now you work with food.



I wish I could find, get, and keep a good and good paying job.

grandet you work as a suicide terrorist now xD

i wish wrongplanet.com adds an mcdonalds wich the food comes out of the pc

Granted, it tastes like cardboard for some odd reason, and explodes often.

I wish I had a laser pistol. Red Clearance.

Granted, it is made in China with the cheapest components and .... lets just say - don't keep it in your pocket.

I wish my computer wasn't made in China - it keeps overheating and I'm afraid it is going to catch fire.