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Yensid
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17 May 2011, 1:28 am

Getting tested in your freezer.

Where is my personal shopper?


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17 May 2011, 5:40 am

If you want someone to shop for you, perhaps you should get married. :wink:

Where is my personal trainer?



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17 May 2011, 2:05 pm

You're married to him, and his plan for you involves moving furniture and building him a new activity center.

Where is my spiritual advisor?


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17 May 2011, 2:24 pm

I'm here. Say three "Hail Mary's" and you will be fine... Please leave $100 in the collection tray on your way out.

Where is my $100?


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17 May 2011, 2:40 pm

In the collection tray on my desk.

Where is my out box?


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17 May 2011, 3:00 pm

It has gone out for lunch.

Where is my rain?


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17 May 2011, 5:28 pm

In England, slowly coming to your area in France.

Where is my backpack?


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17 May 2011, 5:31 pm

On your back.

Where's my sanity?



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17 May 2011, 6:20 pm

At the park, it's taking a calm walk.

Where's my good luck.



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17 May 2011, 11:58 pm

All gone. Can I interest you in some some not-too-bad luck?

Where is my mosquito repellent?


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18 May 2011, 1:13 am

They stole it in a mosquito SWAT raid.

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18 May 2011, 3:27 am

In the sky.

Where is my crossword puzzle?


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18 May 2011, 5:30 am

Here it is, solved. :wink:

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Where is my Bugati?


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18 May 2011, 5:42 am

In the showroom, waiting for your payment.

Where is my ticket?


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18 May 2011, 7:49 am

Your lucky golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory? Sorry, the Oompa Loompas took it.

Where is my book for bedtime reading?



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18 May 2011, 8:11 am

Underneath your bed where you hope nobody else will find it! :P

Where is my dictionary?


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